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Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and
it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a
good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought
for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra
today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.