[JonPop]

Only in America ..do drugstores make the sick walk all
> the way to the back of the store to get their
> prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
> at the front.
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> Only in America ..do people order
> Double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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> Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and
> then chain the pens to the counters.
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> Only in America ..do we leave cars
> Worth thousands of dollars in the
> Driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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> Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten
> and buns in packages of eight.
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> Only in America ..do we use the word 'politics' to
> describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning
> 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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> Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM machines
> with Braille lettering.
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> EVER WONDER ...
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> Why the sun lightens our hair,
> But darkens our skin ?
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> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth
> closed?
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> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins
> Lottery'?
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> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
> dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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> Why is the man who invests all your money called a
> broker?
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> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
> rush hour?
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> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal
> injections?
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> You know that indestructible black box that is used on
> airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of
> that stuff?!
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> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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> Why are they called apartments when
> They are all stuck together?
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> If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
> opposite of progress?
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> If flying is so safe,
> Why do they call the airport the terminal?
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