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Old 04-23-2008, 01:25 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on..

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large
building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 bill on the
bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did
a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'

Bob replied, 'I can 't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
News and so I knew he would jump.'

The blonde replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'


Bob took the money
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