The King stood and said to Sir Bret, "I shall have my lovely daughter show you to your quarters," and added, "Where is your squire to help you remove your armor, sir knight?"
"Your majesty, I left my squire at the camp of King Arthur, so that I might travel swiftly to the Kingdom of ThundersPlace to bring to your highness, the question from my King."
"Very well said King Thunder, I shall send someone to tend to your needs." The Kings daughter fairly ran down the steps to lead Sir Bret to his room.
The wearing of 40 pounds of armor made walking slow and difficult and the impatience of the Kings daughter was evident.
No sooner had they entered the room, then the daughter started pulling on the straps and clasps holding the armor together.
Sir Bret was astounded at the fury that she was showing, trying to get the armor from his body. He stepped back and grabbed her small hands and said, "Wait my princess, your father said he would send someone to do this." She said in frustration, "I am unable to wait, oh brave and handsome Knight, I must see what hides beneath this suit of metal."
Sir Bret said, "And what are you called lovely princess?" She said, "My name is Jennifer Thunder and there is lightning waiting for you between my legs."
Sir Bret was taken aback at this and stammered, "Y..You are a princess, the Kings daughter, I fear if I take advantage of you, your father will have me beheaded."
"Not to worry, brave Knight," said princess Jennifer, "My father knows of my insatiable appetite for handsome Knights and has given me his blessing to satisfy my lust."
At that moment, a squire sent by the King appeared and proceeded to expertly remove the armor from Sir Bret.
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