The squire was marveling at some of the clever fastenings on the armor. He said, "Sir Knight, I have never seen these before, pray tell, from whence did these come?"
Sir Bret answered, "These, my fine squire, were made by the finest magician in the land and a true friend and servant to King Arthur, Sir Merlin."
"I am amazed by these fastenings Sir Knight, when I become a Knight, I want my armor to be made like yours."
Sir Bret chuckled and said, "If every Knight had armor as fine as this, how then would we defeat our enemy?" And laughed uproariously.
When the squire had finished neatly piling the armor and once more fondled the clasps, he bowed low and left the room.
Sir Bret was wearing only tights and a linen tunic and the bulge in his crotch was very pronounced. This didn't escape the notice of princess Jennifer as she was quick to grab Sir Bret's bulge and say in amazement, "You are hung like a horse my handsome Knight. I shall expect much pleasure between my loins before this night is over." Sir Bret answered, "I shall try and live up to your expections horny princess." And again, laughed uproariously.
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