[JonPop]

Sir Bret rode slowly, patting his horse on the neck to calm him as his mount sensed that there was danger ahead.
As he came to a turn in the road, his senses heightened, feeling this would be and ideal spot for an ambush. There was nothing there.
He looked to his right and could see Sir Stud, the sunlight flashing off his shield and to his left Sir Loki was beginning to turn in and was riding to cross his path.
The three joined up at what appeared to be a site of great dishevelment. There were huge worm holes everywhere and great piles of partially burned spam posts as if they had been in a great hurry to leave.
Sir Stud dismounted and picked up a few of the print-outs and looked at them and said, " What the fuck is this shit? I can't even read this crap." Holding the papers up to the sun and squinting, trying to make out the strange language. He handed one of the spam messages up to Sir Loki who agreed that he had never seen anything like this before.
It read;
Ïðèâåòñòâóþ âñåõ ó÷àñòíèêîâ ôîðóìà! ß óæå 7 äíåé ÷èòàþ ýòîò ôîðóì, è âîò ðåøèëà çàðåãèñòðèðîâàòüñÿ... Òàêæå õîòåëà áû îòìåòèòü, ÷òî äîìåí î÷åíü ïîäõîäèò äëÿ ôîðóìà

They continued further into the vacated nest of the spammers, wary of any movement.
They separated in three directions, with Sir Bret going up the middle again.
When they again met up, it was obvious that the site was totally deserted. Sir Bret asked Sir Stud if he would ride back to the encampment and inform the King of their findings.
Sir Stud said, "Your damn straight Sir Bret, this fuckin place gives me the creeps." And took off in a gallop to take the word to the King.

Both of them dismounted and begin walking the site on foot, looking for any clue as to which direction the spammers had gone.
Sir Loki gave a shout and pointed out the deep grooves made by very heavily laden wagons.
They both surmised that these must have been loaded with the servers and processors.

As the sun was now fully up, they sought shade in one of the many large, worm holes, but just a few minutes of this and they were overwhelmed by the overpowering stink of the spammers and had to retreat back outside.

Within an hour, they could hear the army of King Arthur rattling and clanking as they made their approach, with Sir Uberschwanz in the lead. (Nothing is louder than an Army on the move. I know)
When the King arrived, and had posted sentry's out and up the sides of the hills, he dismounted and walked the site to see for himself.
He entered a worm hole and came out choking and gagging from the smell.
Sir Bret and Sir Loki looked at each other and gave a quiet laugh. King Arthur said, "I have never smelled anything so foul, if nothing else we should be able to locate them by the stink trail that they leave.
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