[JonPop]

There was much shouting as Sir Kdub and Sir Stud came riding at full gallop across the draw bridge yelling,
"We have found the nest of the spammers, we have found them.
Many hands were there to help them dismount and as they removed their helmets and handed there lances and shields to their squires, were heard to say, "We must speak to Sir JonPop and the Kings."

They were escorted into the great hall and Sir JonPop was summoned. They stood before the Kings and Sir Kdub said, "Your Highnesses King Arthur and King Thunder and Sir JonPop, as you know I am Scottish, and my brother Knight Sir Stud, says things in such a way as to make me laugh.
We were scouting to the South about 10 kilometers from the Castle, when Sir Stud, in his ceaseless chatter said something that actually made sense."

He said, "Ya know, Sir Dub, If I was a fuckin spammer, I think I'd hide my ass down in the swamps, deep, where ain't nobody would be lookin for my stinkin butt."

"We continued to the edge of the great swamp, and dismounted, leading our mounts using great stealth. The closer we got and the deeper into the swamp we went, the more we could smell the unmistakable order of the spammers."

"We tied our horses and proceed softly until we came upon a great encampment that was brightly lit and buzzing with activity.
We observed many e-mails being sent and reams of spam paper littered the ground. There were many worm holes where Trojan worms were being readied and the stench of virus' being prepared."

King Arthur said, "Sir Kdub and Sir Stud, this is the news we have been waiting for, Please recount all you know of the location, to Sir JonPop and keep yourselves ready for further questioning."
Both of the Knights bowed as best they could and went to remove their armor and find food and drink.
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