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Old 04-25-2008, 11:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Part 2 of the Spammer series.


The Black Knight was an enigma. No one knew where he came from nor when he would appear. His shield was jet black, with no markings or crest.
His horse was huge and coal black with reddish eyes and a mean disposition. The Knight was a very large man and in his black armor, was a formidable and intimidating sight.

His armor and shield showed the scars of many battles with nicks and dents. He carried a mace with large, sharpened spikes, surrounding the ball, a broadsword that would take two smaller men to wield and a lance that was longer and heavier than most.
His legend and prowess had spread throughout the kingdoms, like wild fire. Many young, brave Knights, had attempted to defeat the Black Knight in one on one combat, and the dead foolish Knights that wanted to prove themselves the best, were countless.

The Black Knight had taken great pains to conceal his identity.
He made no friends and many adversaries and unbeknownst to all, had a plan for revenge.

King Arthur knew that it was only a matter of time before the Black Knight crossed paths with one of his BetterMan Knights.

He had summoned his Moderator Knights to a round table meeting to discuss this formidable foe.
The BetterMan Knights assumed their customary places at the round table.
King Arthur stood and said, "I would again, praise all of you here, for the hard fought victory against the spammers."

"As you know, we lost a great number of Brother Moderator Knights in that terrible war and Sir JonPop has appointed and I have Knighted Sir Italianangelo69 to Moderator Knighthood status. Sir Rob has been credited with 437 confirmed spammer banning's in the Moderator forum. Such diligence and hard work, could not go unrewarded."

The BetterMan Knights stood as one and with right fist's raised gave a mighty shout of, "OohRah!"

King Arthur said, "Now, to the business at hand, the Black Knight."

Sir Sonic raised his hand and said, "Your highness, I will volunteer to fight the Black Knight.
It makes my Celtic blood run hot to think of all the naive, young Knights that he has easily slaughtered. I believe my strength and experience will match well with this foul and wicked being."
King Arthur said, "Thank you Sir SonicCelt. True, you are of great strength and ability and I believe, unmatched by any Knight in this or any other realm, but no."

"The purpose of this meeting is to discuss a way to put an end to the reign of terror, that is the doing of such a dislikable, heartless creature. Sir JonPop and myself have devised a plan to rid the earth of this scourge."
King Arthur sat down and said, "Sir JonPop, please briefly outline our plan."
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