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JonPop · 04-25-2008, 11:28 AM

Before Sir JonPop could speak, Sir Happy Stud raised his hand and stood up. He said, "I understand what ya'll are saying Sir JonPop, but I'm as big and strong as Sir Sonic and I'd like a crack at this Black Knight ass hole myself. Heck, man, one time when me and Sir Sonic was practice jousting, I knocked him flat on his butt."
Sir Sonic, stood up and said, "Yes, Sir Stud? What about the other 23 times that YOU were on YOUR ass, eh?"
There was a roar of laughter from around the table.
Sir JonPop raised his hand for quiet and said, "Thank you sir Stud for your offer, but the decision has been made.
Now, to resume."

Sir JonPop turned and with a wave of his hand, an apprentice to Sir Merlin came pushing a cart into the room. There were various items stacked on the cart. This was followed by the Great Wizard, Sir Merlin. All at the table became very quiet.
Sir Merlin looked at the assembled and said, "Sir Uberschwanz, would you please help me in a demonstration?" "I know that you are the most scientific minded amongst the BetterMan Knights and therefor the most skeptical."
Sir Uberschwanz stood and said, "I would be honored Sir Merlin." and came around the table.
Sir Merlin said, "Before we begin, I would like to point out a theory I have about the Black Knights Armor. As you know, even the Armor I have devised for all of the BetterMan Knights, is still no match for a long bow and a steel tipped arrow because it must be of light enough weight, to allow the wearing for long periods of time.
I believe Sir Uberschwanz will testify to this as his armor was pierced during the spammer battle." Sir Uberschwanz, nodded in agreement.
Sir Merlin continued, "There have been many reported cases by eye witnesses that the Black Knight's armor will simply deflect any arrow.
Now, this Black Knight is a man of great size and extraordinary strength and I belive his armor is of such a thickness and weight that no mortal man has the strength or weapon to penetrate it's steel. Therefore, I have, using some ancient spells, produced an arrow that will penetrate anything and with the help of Sir Uberschwanz, I will now demonstrate

04-25-2008, 11:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
JonPop Co-Administrator Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On the planet Nib Posts: 1,330 Rep Power: 10	Before Sir JonPop could speak, Sir Happy Stud raised his hand and stood up. He said, "I understand what ya'll are saying Sir JonPop, but I'm as big and strong as Sir Sonic and I'd like a crack at this Black Knight ass hole myself. Heck, man, one time when me and Sir Sonic was practice jousting, I knocked him flat on his butt." Sir Sonic, stood up and said, "Yes, Sir Stud? What about the other 23 times that YOU were on YOUR ass, eh?" There was a roar of laughter from around the table. Sir JonPop raised his hand for quiet and said, "Thank you sir Stud for your offer, but the decision has been made. Now, to resume." Sir JonPop turned and with a wave of his hand, an apprentice to Sir Merlin came pushing a cart into the room. There were various items stacked on the cart. This was followed by the Great Wizard, Sir Merlin. All at the table became very quiet. Sir Merlin looked at the assembled and said, "Sir Uberschwanz, would you please help me in a demonstration?" "I know that you are the most scientific minded amongst the BetterMan Knights and therefor the most skeptical." Sir Uberschwanz stood and said, "I would be honored Sir Merlin." and came around the table. Sir Merlin said, "Before we begin, I would like to point out a theory I have about the Black Knights Armor. As you know, even the Armor I have devised for all of the BetterMan Knights, is still no match for a long bow and a steel tipped arrow because it must be of light enough weight, to allow the wearing for long periods of time. I believe Sir Uberschwanz will testify to this as his armor was pierced during the spammer battle." Sir Uberschwanz, nodded in agreement. Sir Merlin continued, "There have been many reported cases by eye witnesses that the Black Knight's armor will simply deflect any arrow. Now, this Black Knight is a man of great size and extraordinary strength and I belive his armor is of such a thickness and weight that no mortal man has the strength or weapon to penetrate it's steel. Therefore, I have, using some ancient spells, produced an arrow that will penetrate anything and with the help of Sir Uberschwanz, I will now demonstrate __________________ I've got a Tiger by the tail. Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder. Last edited by JonPop : 04-25-2008 at 11:42 AM.