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JonPop · 04-26-2008, 04:28 PM

King Arthur, again called a meeting of all the Moderator Knights from the Kingdom of BetterMan. The Knights assumed their seats at the round table and King Arthur spoke;

"My trusted Knights, I have been approached by King Richard the Lion hearted, to join him in his quest. This will be an adventure to rival the spammers war."

Two Weeks Later:

KIng Richard entered the room and all the Knights stood and gave a short bow while trying to surpress a giggle.
King Richard, in no way looked the fearsome warrior of legend. He was shorter than they would have expected and very 'foppish' looking and when he spoke it was in a high pitched voice, with a lisp.

He said......

"I have been talking with your good King Arthur, he has told me all about the spammer wars and what brave and fearless Knights you are.
It made me so excited to hear the tales of your brave deeds, that I had to meet all of you in person.
I have come before your King to ask that he and his brave Knights, join me and my Knights Templar in a quest to rid the Holy Land of the Muslims, from the Saracen leader Saladin, who now holds Jerusalem in an Iron Fist."

Sir Stud turned to Sir Sonic and whispered, "I think this fucker is gay, man." And gave a soft laugh. Sir Sonic nodded his head and said, "I think you are right brother Stud."

04-26-2008, 04:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
JonPop Co-Administrator Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Southerin Ca Posts: 1,415 Rep Power: 10	King Arthur, again called a meeting of all the Moderator Knights from the Kingdom of BetterMan. The Knights assumed their seats at the round table and King Arthur spoke; "My trusted Knights, I have been approached by King Richard the Lion hearted, to join him in his quest. This will be an adventure to rival the spammers war." Two Weeks Later: KIng Richard entered the room and all the Knights stood and gave a short bow while trying to surpress a giggle. King Richard, in no way looked the fearsome warrior of legend. He was shorter than they would have expected and very 'foppish' looking and when he spoke it was in a high pitched voice, with a lisp. He said...... "I have been talking with your good King Arthur, he has told me all about the spammer wars and what brave and fearless Knights you are. It made me so excited to hear the tales of your brave deeds, that I had to meet all of you in person. I have come before your King to ask that he and his brave Knights, join me and my Knights Templar in a quest to rid the Holy Land of the Muslims, from the Saracen leader Saladin, who now holds Jerusalem in an Iron Fist." Sir Stud turned to Sir Sonic and whispered, "I think this fucker is gay, man." And gave a soft laugh. Sir Sonic nodded his head and said, "I think you are right brother Stud." __________________ I've got a Tiger by the tail. Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder.