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Old 04-26-2008, 04:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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King Arthur stood and said, "King Richard, I will discuss your request with the BetterMan Knights of the Round Table and will tell you my decision before nightfall."
King Richard swished from the room with his burly, muscular, attendants in tow.

King Arthur started to speak when Sir Stud raised his hand and said, "No disrespect to you my King, but I ain't following no queer King into battle to help him fight some Muslims.
Hell, king I heard that the Muslims are a peaceful people and read some kind of K Bible that tells them to love and respect one another.
Man, I ain't even heard of this Saladbar, what's his face and I sure as hell ain't going to Jerusalem to get my ass killed, man. I aint going to be no mercenary for that asshole. I'm going to go back to my homeland and you can send somebody after my ass when you need my services for something worthwhile."

Sir Stud turned to leave the room when Sir JonPop stood and said, "Wait Sir Stud."

"King Arthur, I agree with Sir Stud, that this crusade of King Richard's is only for his glory.
He has almost driven England into bankruptcy to finance his power quest and I will not pledge my allegiance nor trust my life to someone such as this."


The Knights stood and yelled, "OoRah."
King Arthur said, "I will inform King Richard that I and my Knights do not wish to join him in his crusade."
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