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Sir Marty reached down and undid the man's belt and with such force the buttons flew everywhere, he ripped open Nacho's pants, then
he pulled them down around the ankles.

Nacho Vidal was extremely frightened and his balls had shriveled tight.

Sir Marty said, "How am I supposed to cut off your balls when I can't even find them?"
Sir Uberschwanz said, "I learned this from an Arab when I was in Morocco, one year.

Start with his penis, cut off the head and then a little at a time, using this to stop the blood, tie in two places and cut between the strings." He handed Sir Marty a string he had pulled from the hem of his tunic. Sir Marty took the string broke it in two and tied one, tight, just under the glans and drew his knife. Nacho, seeing this, screamed and shouted, "NO...Wait."
"I will tell you what you want to know."
Sir Marty stood up and said, "Dang, I was lookin forward to trying your trick Sir Uber." He then pulled Nacho to his feet.