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Hairtrigger · 05-09-2008, 03:40 PM

An alien couple was out on an intergalactic joy ride and they were talking about having sex with other species.

Wouldn't it be great if we could find a willing couple to have sex with,the young female asked.
We are almost identical to the race that live on Earth in South Dakota.....

The male replied,well I suppose it couldn't hurt anything.

So the couple landed their craft in a rural area and walked up to a farm house where an average couple lived.
They knocked on the door introduced themselves and the trusting couple invited them in and asked them to stay for dinner.
After a nice dinner and a few drinks the young alien female started a conversation about sex and finally asked:

Would the two of you be interested in having sex with us? The couple asked if they could think about it and get back
with them later and the aliens agreed.

Don't you think that's kind of weird asking us to swap up like that, the wife asked.
Not at all,I think it would be a great idea, besides no one will ever know.
Well I suppose it will be ok just this once, let's go tell them......

The couple's split up and went to different room's kind of eager to see what awaits them. The alien male and housewife
were about to get down and the alien whipped out a dick about the size of a worn out pencil. The woman was confussed.....

What am I supposed to do with that?
OOOh..... let me show you how this work's.
You turn my left ear clockwise to adjust for the length...
He gave his left ear a good twist and his dick ran out to about a foot!
The wife replied, well that's real nice, but it's only as big as my little finger.....
Oh that is controlled by my right ear.
He gave his right ear a good twist and his dick blew up to the size of a beer can!
Oh my that's nice, let me try!

The wife climbed on top with both ear's in hand after a few twists and turns of the ears she found herself having
the greatest sex ever to be experienced by an earthling.
The next morning the alien's were gone and the couple was sitting around the breakfast table wondering about last night.
The man finally asked:

Well,how was it for you?

The woman was not about to tell him what really happened and replied:

It was alright but you are alot better than he was, how about you?

The relieved man perked up a little and responded:

Well, I guess it was ok, but the strange thing was she wouldn't quit twisting my ear's......

05-09-2008, 03:40 PM	#31 (permalink)
Hairtrigger Moderator Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 239 Rep Power: 4	An alien couple was out on an intergalactic joy ride and they were talking about having sex with other species. Wouldn't it be great if we could find a willing couple to have sex with,the young female asked. We are almost identical to the race that live on Earth in South Dakota..... The male replied,well I suppose it couldn't hurt anything. So the couple landed their craft in a rural area and walked up to a farm house where an average couple lived. They knocked on the door introduced themselves and the trusting couple invited them in and asked them to stay for dinner. After a nice dinner and a few drinks the young alien female started a conversation about sex and finally asked: Would the two of you be interested in having sex with us? The couple asked if they could think about it and get back with them later and the aliens agreed. Don't you think that's kind of weird asking us to swap up like that, the wife asked. Not at all,I think it would be a great idea, besides no one will ever know. Well I suppose it will be ok just this once, let's go tell them...... The couple's split up and went to different room's kind of eager to see what awaits them. The alien male and housewife were about to get down and the alien whipped out a dick about the size of a worn out pencil. The woman was confussed..... What am I supposed to do with that? OOOh..... let me show you how this work's. You turn my left ear clockwise to adjust for the length... He gave his left ear a good twist and his dick ran out to about a foot! The wife replied, well that's real nice, but it's only as big as my little finger..... Oh that is controlled by my right ear. He gave his right ear a good twist and his dick blew up to the size of a beer can! Oh my that's nice, let me try! The wife climbed on top with both ear's in hand after a few twists and turns of the ears she found herself having the greatest sex ever to be experienced by an earthling. The next morning the alien's were gone and the couple was sitting around the breakfast table wondering about last night. The man finally asked: Well,how was it for you? The woman was not about to tell him what really happened and replied: It was alright but you are alot better than he was, how about you? The relieved man perked up a little and responded: Well, I guess it was ok, but the strange thing was she wouldn't quit twisting my ear's...... Last edited by Hairtrigger : 05-09-2008 at 03:54 PM.