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JonPop · 05-11-2008, 04:59 PM

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

05-11-2008, 04:59 PM	#33 (permalink)
JonPop Co-Administrator Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On the planet Nib Posts: 1,326 Rep Power: 10	Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN. __________________ I've got a Tiger by the tail. Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder.