[JonPop]

Those of you that have read the spammer war series and Nikki's Brothel are fimiliar with Sir Stud. Happystud is a moderator at BetterMan and is from Louisiana and probably the horniest guy I have ever met. I am going to submit a post that will kind of give you an idea about the relationship between Maurice and Jenifer. This all took place prior to Katrina.

Jennifer and Happy Stud
O.K. with Jennifers permission I am posting her e-mail. Thanks Jen.

From: jennifer
Date: 08/25/05 15:20:21
To: JonPop
Subject: Me and Mo


Okay, John, here is my recount of last Saturday. Let
me know how you like it. I am going to give some brief
background information so everyone will be able to
follow better.


My boyfriend, Mike, had a conference in New Orleans
last weekend. I was not certain I would be able to
attend until mid-morning on Friday because I had so
much to do on a project I have been working on. When I
decided that I was going, I wrote to Maurice (happy
stud) and told him I would be down there. For those
who do not know, Maurice lives about an hour or so
away from New Orleans.

I told Maurice that we were going to be very busy,
but I would have a little spare time Saturday
afternoon between 3-5PM. I said we would be at Pat
O'Briens bar in the French Quarter. He would be able
to recognize me by my t-shirt I would be wearing,
which said "Hooters Wouldn't Hire Me". (My b/f has a
wonderful sense of humor, doesn't he?)

Since I did not give Mo much notice, I really didn't
expect that he would come. However, as we were sitting
in the bar having our drinks, this big guy comes up to
me and says, "You've got to be Jennifer." I started
laughing and said, "You have to be Maurice." Mo is
HUGE, you guys! He definitely works out and has
incredible arms, chest and shoulders. He is also very
handsome and with that Cajun accent, I can see why he
does so well with the women.

Well, it took Maurice all of about five minutes to
corrupt Mike. Maurice likes to play this "game" when
he goes into bars in which he tries to guess if
various women are wearing any panties or not. Mo was
even persuasive enough to coax me into playing a
couple of rounds.

On one occasion, there was a very beautiful woman
about 10 feet from us. Mike thought that she did not
have any panties on while I thought that she did. So,
I said to Maurice, "Okay, Mo, you get to break the
tie. What do you think?" Well, Maurice replies, "Hell,
I aint gonna think, I'm gonna find out!" So, he starts
yelling and motioning for her to come to our table.
When she arrives, Maurice says to her, "We gotta bet
whether you're wearing any panties or not. One of us
says you are and the other says you ain't. The loser
has to buy the next round of drinks. So, are you or
ain't you wearing any?" This woman gives Maurice a
very sexy, seductive smile, turns around and lifts her
skirt to show him her ass! Well, is Maurice satisfied?
Of course not! 99% of other men would be, but not Mo.
He says to her, "Well, I couldn't really tell if you
were wearing one of them real thin-ass thongs or not,
so maybe I need another look but this time up front."
Well, the woman laughed really hard, but she did not
raise the front of her skirt.

Another thing Maurice does that amused me quite a lot
is how he picks up women in a bar. Every time a
beautiful woman walked past us, he would yell at her,
"Hey, I'm mad at you!" The startled women would stop
in their tracks, and in a very frightened voice, ask
him why he was mad at them. Maurice would then start
laughing and say,"Because you ain't wrote down your
name and phone number for me yet!" He must have gotten
5 or 6 women to write their info for him!

I told Maurice that I could not figure out what his
type was since he was hitting on blondes, brunettes
and redheads equally. He said that he liked all women
as long as they weren't UFO women. Of course, I have
no clue what a UFO woman is , so I asked him. He says,
"A UFO woman is one that's either ugly, fat or old. I
don't like none of them. As long as they ain't a UFO
woman, hell I'll go out with them!"

Our Maurice also is an excellent prankster. He saw a
couple of his buddies in the bar and went over and
told them I was Angelina Jolie. A little while later I
have a couple of people coming up to me asking me for
my autograph. I started asking them some questions and
figured out that Mo told his friends that I was A.J.

The funniest thing that Maurice did, I almost peed in
my panties I laughed so hard. Actually, I am still
laughing. As these two Cajun guys were walking past
us, one of them said, "Man o man, there sure is a lot
of pussy in here today!" Well, Maurice gets really
angry with them for saying that so close to my
presence. So, he starts yelling at them saying, "Hey!
Hey, you assholes! Watch your fucking language! Don't
you stupid motherfuckers see I got a lady over here?"
Mike and I are laughing so hard, we have tears
streaming down our cheeks. And Maurice is just looking
at us like what's so funny. Evidently, these Cajuns
must have some "code" that only they understand
because neither one seemed to get mad at Maurice for
yelling at them.

Just a little before we were going to leave, as
Maurice exits the bathroom, he starts talking to two
very beautiful women. God only knows what he was
saying to them. He brings them back to where Mike and
I are and we visit for a few minutes. Then Maurice
says that he has to help them with their car and
therefore has to go. Yeah, right. I can just imagine
what kind of lube job he gave them. So, he said
goodbye and left with these two beautiful women. He
hasn't written me any details yet. Hey, Mo, I'm not
your Mom. You can tell me, I promise I won't get you
into any trouble!

So, the rest of the trip was boring compared to
Maurice's visit. New Orleans has great restaurants and
jazz music. And, of course, it seems like the entire
town is full of Maurices! But, of course, there is
only one unique Maurice and we have him here at
Betterman's!

(Happy stud, can I have permission to post the PM you sent to me and 10?) JP

Originally Posted by happy stud
You aint gonna believe this shit man but I got a chance to meet Jennifer yesterday Bret. She had wrote me that she was going to go to New Orleans on friday for the weekend but I didnt get the message until yesterday morning. I was lucky I didnt have to work so I decided hell yea I gotta go and meet her man.

Jennifer said she wasnt going to have alot of free time but she would be at Pat OBriens from about 3 to 5. If you aint familair with New Orleans Pat Obriens is probably the most famous bar in the French Quarter. She said I would be able to find her by the shirt that she had on. It said Hooters wouldnt hire me. (Boy are they a bunch of stupid motherfuckers).

Just as my luck would have it some asshole creates a huge accident on US 90. Thats the state highway I use to go to New Orleans. So instead of getting there at about 2:30 I dont get there until about 4. Man I was pissed. But I figured hell at least I have about an hour to visit with her.

When I walked in the bar yesterday it was an unbelieveable day for beautiful women man. It was like wall to wall pussy. Anyway Im looking around and I see her. I say to myself fuck thats got to be her. As I got closer I read her shirt just to make sure I didnt make a fucking idiot out of myself. And yep it was her man.

I said youve got to be Jennifer. She started laughing and said youve got to be Maurice. Man Bret as soon as I saw her I started thinking dam I knew I should have brought me some duct tape to tape my dick around my leg. She is unfucking believeable man. She really does look just like Angelina Jolie except she dont have those big fucking lips man. She is just unfucking believable. She was wearing a pair of these tight ass jeans and man her ass just looked so firm. I mean I didnt squeeze it or nothing but hell you can spot a woman with a killer body man. Bret shes so fucking beautiful that if I saw her in church I would have to tell the priest hey Father would you mind sitting down for a few minutes and play a couple hands of gin rummey because I need to borrow your alter to fuck Jennifer. Man youve got no fucking idea how incredible she is man.

I got to meet her boyfriend also man. Hes real nice. I like him alot. I asked him does Jennifer give him as much shit in real life as she gives us on the forum and he started laughing and said hell man Jennifer gives everybody shit. We talked alot about the forum man and she really likes you alot Bret. She also likes JonPop and Uber and Sikdogg and a few others. Man she told me shes had 3 different fuckers to write her and ask her to go and join Thunders. But she says she aint going. She said she really liked the way ya'll took up for here when that asshole was giving her a hard time about those pictures. She said that told her a lot about ya'lls character man.

Man she also has a good sense of humor. I asked her if I could introduce a couple of my friends to her and she said yea. So I go over to there table and say hey do you assholes want to meet Angelina Jolie? They say where? So I point out Jennifer and they say fuck man you dont know her. I say do you fuckers want to meet her or not? So they say yes. I then said ok now listen she likes to be called Jennifer in public so people dont bug her about autographs. And also shes shy so dont be talking about any of her movies either. Well these 2 dum asses fall for that shit hook line and sinker. Man theyre standing in front of Jennifer not knowing what to do or say.

Well these 2 assholes go back to there table and start telling everybody that shes Angelina Jolie. So a few minutes later 2 people are coming up saying hi Jennifer while theyre winking at her asking for her autograph. Then they say in a real low voice that they know shes really Angelina Jolie. Well hell man Jennifer aint fucking stupid. She starts asking these dam people how do they know her name and they start pointing to my 2 friends. So Jennifer figures it out pretty fast that Im behind all this shit.

Shes pretty cool about it all. I thought she might get mad but she didnt. She just said Im going to get you for this Maurice. I said what are you going to do? She said I dont know yet. I might write to everyone in the forum and tell them I met you and you have a 2 inch dick. Hey Bret Im pretty sure she was just fucking with me but in case she writes that shit since we are buddies I want you to delete that ok?

Man to show you how yesterday was my day after I go to the bathroom these 2 dam good looking kinda drunk women stop me and ask me how do I know Angelina Jolie? Well hell man when your in a bar your supposed to lie your ass off to impress the women. So I tell them Im a stunt man and I was in a couple of her movies. So they ask me if Id like to show them some stunts. They say theyre at the Maisson Dupuy which is a real nice hotel just a block away from Pat Obriens. So I say hell yea man Id love to show ya'll some stunts.

They say ok but before we go we want you to introduce is to Angelina Jolie. So I tell them the same shit I told my friends. You gotta call her Jennifer and dont ask her about Brad Pitt becasue shes mad at that asshole. So they say ok and we go over there. I say hey Jennifer I want you to meet ah ah I want you to meet ah ah . Fuck man I hadnt even gotten there dam names man. All 3 of them are laughing at me since I made a complete total fucking idiot out of myself.

So after a couple of minutes I tell Jennifer I have to help these 2 women with there car and I had a really nice time with her today. As we are walking to the hotel Im thinking I sure as hell am glad Im a member of Bettermans because we had this thread on threesomes. I have never fucked 2 women before so that thread came in real handy. I remembered what swamp dragon said and put there ass sideways on the bed and fucked 1 of them for a couple of minutes then the other one. Hell man sikdogg is right man. You cant satisfy 2 horny ass women all by yourself. But I dam sure had a good time trying. They wore me completely out. Hell I dont want to think about pussy for at least another 6-7 hours man.

Hey Bret I put in a good word for you man. Jennifer said when she comes out there to California shes going to let you know man. Do me a favor and write her and tell her I told you we met. Im curious what shes going to say. I mean dont get me wrong I didnt squeeze her ass or pinch her titties or nothing like that but I was just curious if she had a good time with our visit. Maurice.

Now that you have a handle on Mo...I'll submit the story I wrote. JP