There was a CEO to a communications giant that had been charged and convicted and was about to be sentenced:
Judge: Sir you have been convicted of several whitecollar crimes and many people have been hurt by your greed.
Although I cannot sentence you fairly for your crimes I can have you placed in a minimum security prison for the next 5 years.
The man was released and was told to show up to prison within the week. A week later the man drove to the prison in his
new E class Mercedes wearing his Armani suit and diamond rings. He was quickly processed and his belongings stripped from
him and in return was given a cotton prison uniform. He was then escorted to his cell only to be amazed by what he saw.
CEO: Man I thought it was going to be rough in here.
Cellmate: Oh no we got it made, we still get almost anything we need in here..... Hey, do you like to go fishing or waterski?
CEO: Well I enjoy fishing from time to time.
Cellmate: Great, we have a 200 acre lake stocked with trophy Bass and on Monday's all the guy's get together and go fishing
all day on our 150 foot yacht.
CEO: MAN, that sounds great.
Cellmate: Oh that's not all, we also have a 18 hole championship golf course with carts and caddies. On Tuesday's we usually try to get
there around 9:00 after we eat a good breakfast prepared by our internationally trained chefs.
CEO: I just can't believe how good it is in here,what does everyone do on Wednesday?
Cellmate: Well, are you straight or gay?
CEO: Oh I'm straight!!!!
Cellmate: Well your not going to like Wednesday's............ |