A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee, while another foursome
of women is hitting from the ladies' tees.
The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her
ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely.
Then, she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,
''I guess all of those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help.''
One of the men immediately responds, ''Well, there you have it, you
should have taken golf lessons instead!''
He never even had a chance to duck.
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