[JonPop]

Iguana. Please promise that you won't explode your penis. How would we explain that to the membership?
Plus all the investigations, the forensic....Testimony in court.

"Yes I JonPop swear to tell the truth, so help me Gosh. Yes, I did encourage Iguana to
do self mutilation to his penis. No. I did not know it was going to explode. No. I do not feel responsible for the devastation to the neighborhood."
Thank you, no further questions. The court now calls remek...