A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.
Her friend asks: "Why are you wearing a Thank GOD It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?"
"Oh, crap!" the blonde says. "I didn't realize it was a religious T-shirt.
I thought it meant "Tits Go In Front."
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I've got a Tiger by the tail. I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! AMEN!
USA
Home of the Free,
Because of the Brave |