[Thinman]

I've got one. A blackjack dealer in Reno told me this one. It's an old joke but then I'm an old man.

There were three couples, an old couple, a middle aged couple and a young couple, who went to a local church and told the preacher that they would like to join the church. The preacher said, "Well, in order to join, you must abstain from sex for the next two weeks". The old couple said, "No problem. We can't remember the last time anyway". The middle aged couple said, "Well, it will be tough but I think we can do it". The young couple said, " It's going to be very difficult but we will try our best."

Two weeks later all three couples returned to the church to see the preacher. The preacher ask the old couple if they abstained for two weeks and they said they had, and then he ask the middle aged couple and they said yes, it was tough but they had made it. Then the preacher ask the young couple and they said, "We were doing fine until yesterday and my wife bent over to pick up a paint can, and I just lost it, ripped her clothes off and took her right there." The preacher said, "Well then, You are not welcome in our church." And the young man said, "That's ok, we're not welcome at Home Depot either."