Rod, I guess congratulations are in order!!!
I chuckled a few times reading your post. Especially about the conversation with the doctor. There's something funny I wanted to share with you before your procedure but I was afraid of spooking you. They had to knock my butt out! I was unconscious for the entire thing! He did the lidocaine thing and like you, I felt the sting. But as soon as he attempted to poke me, It felt like Hercules had grabbed my testicle. I almost came off the table. I involuntarily grabbed his arm and he freaked out. He had to go rewash and was not too happy about it. He was like "knock him out." So, unfortunately I missed the smoke and smell of burned flesh.
I went thought the same thing with the ice bag and the hydrocodone. When I whined about the discomfort, my wife said, "men are such babies. You should try giving birth."
I'm glad you survived. Try to lay off the jelqing for a few weeks. Now you get the fun of taking in "specimens."
-Iguana