[JonPop]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to
be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy,
who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel
uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered
to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed
my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
come and get me." I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the
stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me
and said, "we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our little
test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family."

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.