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Old 03-03-2008, 08:44 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Yeah. Women are always looking at my crotch.

I don't have much of a bulge really, but I've noticed it when I'm wearing jeans.

I think they look at my face first, usually like my eyes, and then they want to check out the whole package and the crotch happens to be a key part of the male package.

Precious Moments in Crotch Display
I remember when my female college roommate came home with a 14 year old Russian girl who was in the United States on exchange. My roommate was staying with this girl for a weekend while her hosts were travelling. This Russian girl had enormous breasts for a 14 year old and my roommate warned me that she had been asking about sex. "She wants to know what it's like to be a woman," is what she told me. So they were stopping by our apartment for something (maybe just to have a look at me). I greeted them as they stepped in the door and they were both standing there looking down at my crotch. I can still remember that image vividly. It's as if they were helpless. Priceless.

Another time I ran into a neighbor at a coffee shop sidewalk café. She was sitting down and my crotch was right in her line of sight. She couldn't keep her eyes off my zipper.

I've even caught my boss who is a very conservative married woman looking. Hasn't happened in a while. I need to get some tighter pants.

I've been shopping for jeans lately. I'm thinking of finding some that accentuate the crotch and maybe once my flaccid hang increases I'll start getting more looks.

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