[JonPop]

Rick and Randy were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Rick glanced over and noticed that Randy's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Rick said, "I've never seen one like that before." Like what?" Said Randy . All twisted like a pig's tail," Said Rick.
Randy said, "Well, what's yours like?"
Rick said, "Straight, like normal,"
Randy said, "I thought mine WAS normal"
Rick finished what he was doing and started to give
his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants. Randy said, "What did you do that for?" "Shaking off the excess drops," Said Rick,
"Like normal."
"Son-of-a-bitch!" Randy said, "...all these years I've been wringing mine."