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09-14-2009
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#11 | | Super Moderator
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Originally Posted by kingpole  I masturbate a lot, It helps me stay in the zin of things. I masturbate while i masticate. I masterbate whil i assisnate. I masterbate while i bate. I masterbate while i masterbate.
Masterbate at the clam bake, masterbate while i hold a rake, i masterbate before it gets late, i masterbatre before a inportant date.
I masturbate at a mature rate, at a slow rate, at a fast rate at specific pace, i masturbate at a race, I masturbate in a certain place.
Masturbate while the master waits, while the waiter bates, while buying bait, Nikki and BayBabe are jail bate. It time to masturbate.
Lalalalalalalalalal mastabagotory! mastabagotory! now you know my story! |  I like it KP, not easy to dance to, but nice work with the wording.
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09-14-2009
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#12 | | Super Moderator
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Originally Posted by JonPop Guess you don't remember that SNL skit with Gilda Radner and Chevy Chase, then huh. It was just a little play on PHammer's meditation/medication.
And, for your information, youz wise guy, I DO use Thorazine on my cereal. |
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09-14-2009
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#13 | | Super Administrator
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Originally Posted by PhibbysHammer I like it KP, not easy to dance to, but nice work with the wording. | Um, yeah Kingpole. It had a nice "BEAT" to it. 
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09-15-2009
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#14 | | Super Moderator
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I give it five wanks! It took a long time to come up with it a whole two seconds.
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09-17-2009
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#15 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by W.M.P. Very nice post, christopher1; meditation can bring about positive changes in many aspects of our lives. Try advertising your rehab center's specials one more time and I will kindly make sure this forum becomes one less thing for you to worry about while on your quest for eternal bliss. | That's why your a moderator and I'm not. Good catch!
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10-11-2009
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#16 | | Senior Member
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Nice post Christopher1. Meditation has been a central part of me being able to stay on top of anxiety without medication. And generally speaking I do a great job of it. I got very heavily into the buddhist buddist meditation and the works of Pabongka Rinpoche and Ramana. Because of my at the time over inflated ego, these authors taught me to meditated on impermanence and the lack of existence in the self. If and when I get very down I like to revert to this form of meditation.
A point regarding watching your thoughts, there is a very interesting meditation that really challenges your deepest core of understanding of your existence. Each time a thought arises, ask yourself, to "whom does this thought arise"
you will no doubt answer "to me"
"what is me"
"where is me"?
"am I the whole body?" if I chop off a finger is there now 2 RockofFOx's?
"am I in my head, heart, penis(most likely!)
"where in my head?"
"Am I consciousness, physical form, thought, emotion" or other?
Continue to ask yourself to whom this thought arises, see what you come up with!!
This is a eastern practise, and there is supposed to be a very specific outcome from this practise. I wont talk too much about it because I dont want to post things that may conflict with others religious/spiritual views, but feel free to PM me if this sort of thing intriuges you
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10-14-2009
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#17 | | Member
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Guys i like meditating, it really helped me get through some very difficult periods especially reading more about eastern philosophy and zen teachings, etc. The more you can learn to relax the mind the more you can relax yourself and you will find overtime that few thigns will bother you. It's a lifelong pursuit and takes practice but you end up more happy and carefree about it. I like that. Zenhabits is a great website for stuff like that.
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10-14-2009
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#18 | | Super Moderator
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Originally Posted by SouthernJoe Guys i like meditating, it really helped me get through some very difficult periods especially reading more about eastern philosophy and zen teachings, etc. The more you can learn to relax the mind the more you can relax yourself and you will find overtime that few thigns will bother you. It's a lifelong pursuit and takes practice but you end up more happy and carefree about it. I like that. Zenhabits is a great website for stuff like that. | I do this to, just before i shut my eyes to go to lalaland. But seriously it does help with life issues.
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