[slanker]

Thats cool JonPop. Do you like Star Wars and Lord of The Rings? This would make a good night time reading for the kids.

[JonPop]

Originally Posted by slanker

Thats cool JonPop. Do you like Star Wars and Lord of The Rings? This would make a good night time reading for the kids.

I don't think so. If you go read the other stories, starting with the spammer war, you'll see there is a lot of sexual content. Just havn't gotten to the sex in this story yet, but if Sir Stud is in the story, you know he's gonna find some pussy. Hee
If you will go read the other stories. I'll give you abigger part in this one.

[slanker]

Originally Posted by JonPop

I don't think so. If you go read the other stories, starting with the spammer war, you'll see there is a lot of sexual content. Just havn't gotten to the sex in this story yet, but if Sir Stud is in the story, you know he's gonna find some pussy. Hee

Sex in the story ok I'm going to read real slow. Sometimes reading erotica, gives a good hard on, and it's more descriptive and sensuous then hardcore video porn.

[remek]

Originally Posted by JonPop

Someone in the crowed yelled, "They look just like us." And the crowd broke into hearty laughter.

Why do I have a feeling this is about to get even more interesting?

To the Castle!
-Sir Remek

[kingpole]

As science officer i must inform you that Chung is a dickless twit. He his full of himself and thinks he is right about everything. It is amazing he can navigate a spacecraft as well as he can. Also i must remind you that the chemical reaction of this ships metel and human physiology will keep your peckers erect 24/7. You see the metal is formed from three great vasso dialators, Green Tea, ginkgo biloba and Gensing. It helps the vessel breath. It also creates life sustaining oxyxgen from our own carbon dioxide. So in this, the ship is self contained. You can plant carrot seeds in the hull and a few days later harvest a crop of carrots.

Now about the erections, they also keep growing, plenty of ladies on this ship to keep you occupied. Some of us don't need to get much bigger.

[JonPop]

Uh...Science Officer Kingpole, Chung is not the navagator of this craft. He is the BAD guy in this story. You have not been breathing enough life sustaining oxygen. I like your thinking about the ship though. It made Sir Studs pecker bigger when he was around Doctor Sweety.

And, yes, Sir Remek, the story will get better. Takes awhile to do the set-up.

[Iguana]

Originally Posted by JonPop

...Sir Iguana had been talking with the man, using gestures and a lot of animation and told the Knights that the language the man spoke sounded a lot like ancient Gaelic with Celtic roots...

Turns out it was a form of Va'henski, derived from an ancient Germanic tribe of Harley-riding nomads who were often heard chanting, "Yo quero Taco Bell!"


Very creative JonPop!

[JonPop]

Originally Posted by Iguana

Turns out it was a form of Va'henski, derived from an ancient Germanic tribe of Harley-riding nomads who were often heard chanting, "Yo quero Taco Bell!"


Very creative JonPop!

Well, Sir Iguana, since you are the Linguistics expert on this mission, I will defer to you.
But we shall see what awaits at the Castle. And they weren't Harleys, they were MoPeds. ....OoHRah.

[JonPop]

The people in the kingdom of Robert, were exceptionally friendly and the Knights felt very much at ease.

King Robert came down the stairway and approached the assembled Knights.
He was very jolly looking. A rotund man, with a round face, white beard and red cheeks, dressed in red velvet with white fur trim. (The Knights all aware of the figure of Saint Nicholas, smiled broadly and nudged one another.)
He said to his Son, "I am blessed to see that you have accomplished the task I had set for you, my Son"

He looked admiringly at the Knights, standing at attention, helmets tucked under their arms, shields at their sides and said, "Welcome to the Planet Nib and to my home, gentlemen.
I know you must have many questions. These will all be answered in due time.

First, I would like my attendants to show you to your quarters that you may remove your armor and make yourselves comfortable. We will have a briefing and breakfast in two hours. Again, Sir Knights, welcome here."

Many beautiful, young ladies appeared and begin leading the Knights to their quarters.

Each Knight was given his own quarters, with private bath, large, soft bed, writing desk and a window looking out into a huge, walled arena. They were shown a central room with many soft chairs and a large table where they could all meet. Each girl told her Knight, that she had been assigned to him and would provide anything that they should need.

Sir Stud was to ask, "If that included sex?" To which his girl replied, "Of course Sir Knight, if this is what you require." Sir Stud said, "Well ain't this sweet." He grabbed his girl by the hand, pulling her into his room and laughingly said as he was closing the door, "Brothers, come get me when it's time to go talk to the King." Sir Marty just smiled and thought, "Yep! That's Brother Studly."

The remainder of the Knights after inspecting their rooms and having their armor removed by the loving hands of their 'girl', decided to meet in the central room for a discussion. They had many questions for King Robert and Sir Stillwantmore was still very puzzled about the arrow that had struck his horse, backed itself out and the wound healing. The other Knights were astounded to hear of this, for none of them had witnessed this happening.
Another topic was, how did all of these people speak perfect English?

[kingpole]

i knew Chung is the enemy, he has a butt plug permantly stuck up his anus. My apologies for not making that clear. Is Uber still confused about certain scientific question he asked. He was kind of perplexed that last time i saw him. He walked right into the ships hull penetrated it with his permanent erection. This gave him a start at first, but later he seem to enjoy the experince.