[JonPop]

Those of you that have read the spammer war series and Nikki's Brothel are fimiliar with Sir Stud. Happystud is a moderator at BetterMan and is from Louisiana and probably the horniest guy I have ever met. I am going to submit a post that will kind of give you an idea about the relationship between Maurice and Jenifer. This all took place prior to Katrina.

Jennifer and Happy Stud
O.K. with Jennifers permission I am posting her e-mail. Thanks Jen.

From: jennifer
Date: 08/25/05 15:20:21
To: JonPop
Subject: Me and Mo


Okay, John, here is my recount of last Saturday. Let
me know how you like it. I am going to give some brief
background information so everyone will be able to
follow better.


My boyfriend, Mike, had a conference in New Orleans
last weekend. I was not certain I would be able to
attend until mid-morning on Friday because I had so
much to do on a project I have been working on. When I
decided that I was going, I wrote to Maurice (happy
stud) and told him I would be down there. For those
who do not know, Maurice lives about an hour or so
away from New Orleans.

I told Maurice that we were going to be very busy,
but I would have a little spare time Saturday
afternoon between 3-5PM. I said we would be at Pat
O'Briens bar in the French Quarter. He would be able
to recognize me by my t-shirt I would be wearing,
which said "Hooters Wouldn't Hire Me". (My b/f has a
wonderful sense of humor, doesn't he?)

Since I did not give Mo much notice, I really didn't
expect that he would come. However, as we were sitting
in the bar having our drinks, this big guy comes up to
me and says, "You've got to be Jennifer." I started
laughing and said, "You have to be Maurice." Mo is
HUGE, you guys! He definitely works out and has
incredible arms, chest and shoulders. He is also very
handsome and with that Cajun accent, I can see why he
does so well with the women.

Well, it took Maurice all of about five minutes to
corrupt Mike. Maurice likes to play this "game" when
he goes into bars in which he tries to guess if
various women are wearing any panties or not. Mo was
even persuasive enough to coax me into playing a
couple of rounds.

On one occasion, there was a very beautiful woman
about 10 feet from us. Mike thought that she did not
have any panties on while I thought that she did. So,
I said to Maurice, "Okay, Mo, you get to break the
tie. What do you think?" Well, Maurice replies, "Hell,
I aint gonna think, I'm gonna find out!" So, he starts
yelling and motioning for her to come to our table.
When she arrives, Maurice says to her, "We gotta bet
whether you're wearing any panties or not. One of us
says you are and the other says you ain't. The loser
has to buy the next round of drinks. So, are you or
ain't you wearing any?" This woman gives Maurice a
very sexy, seductive smile, turns around and lifts her
skirt to show him her ass! Well, is Maurice satisfied?
Of course not! 99% of other men would be, but not Mo.
He says to her, "Well, I couldn't really tell if you
were wearing one of them real thin-ass thongs or not,
so maybe I need another look but this time up front."
Well, the woman laughed really hard, but she did not
raise the front of her skirt.

Another thing Maurice does that amused me quite a lot
is how he picks up women in a bar. Every time a
beautiful woman walked past us, he would yell at her,
"Hey, I'm mad at you!" The startled women would stop
in their tracks, and in a very frightened voice, ask
him why he was mad at them. Maurice would then start
laughing and say,"Because you ain't wrote down your
name and phone number for me yet!" He must have gotten
5 or 6 women to write their info for him!

I told Maurice that I could not figure out what his
type was since he was hitting on blondes, brunettes
and redheads equally. He said that he liked all women
as long as they weren't UFO women. Of course, I have
no clue what a UFO woman is , so I asked him. He says,
"A UFO woman is one that's either ugly, fat or old. I
don't like none of them. As long as they ain't a UFO
woman, hell I'll go out with them!"

Our Maurice also is an excellent prankster. He saw a
couple of his buddies in the bar and went over and
told them I was Angelina Jolie. A little while later I
have a couple of people coming up to me asking me for
my autograph. I started asking them some questions and
figured out that Mo told his friends that I was A.J.

The funniest thing that Maurice did, I almost peed in
my panties I laughed so hard. Actually, I am still
laughing. As these two Cajun guys were walking past
us, one of them said, "Man o man, there sure is a lot
of pussy in here today!" Well, Maurice gets really
angry with them for saying that so close to my
presence. So, he starts yelling at them saying, "Hey!
Hey, you assholes! Watch your fucking language! Don't
you stupid motherfuckers see I got a lady over here?"
Mike and I are laughing so hard, we have tears
streaming down our cheeks. And Maurice is just looking
at us like what's so funny. Evidently, these Cajuns
must have some "code" that only they understand
because neither one seemed to get mad at Maurice for
yelling at them.

Just a little before we were going to leave, as
Maurice exits the bathroom, he starts talking to two
very beautiful women. God only knows what he was
saying to them. He brings them back to where Mike and
I are and we visit for a few minutes. Then Maurice
says that he has to help them with their car and
therefore has to go. Yeah, right. I can just imagine
what kind of lube job he gave them. So, he said
goodbye and left with these two beautiful women. He
hasn't written me any details yet. Hey, Mo, I'm not
your Mom. You can tell me, I promise I won't get you
into any trouble!

So, the rest of the trip was boring compared to
Maurice's visit. New Orleans has great restaurants and
jazz music. And, of course, it seems like the entire
town is full of Maurices! But, of course, there is
only one unique Maurice and we have him here at
Betterman's!

(Happy stud, can I have permission to post the PM you sent to me and 10?) JP

Originally Posted by happy stud
You aint gonna believe this shit man but I got a chance to meet Jennifer yesterday Bret. She had wrote me that she was going to go to New Orleans on friday for the weekend but I didnt get the message until yesterday morning. I was lucky I didnt have to work so I decided hell yea I gotta go and meet her man.

Jennifer said she wasnt going to have alot of free time but she would be at Pat OBriens from about 3 to 5. If you aint familair with New Orleans Pat Obriens is probably the most famous bar in the French Quarter. She said I would be able to find her by the shirt that she had on. It said Hooters wouldnt hire me. (Boy are they a bunch of stupid motherfuckers).

Just as my luck would have it some asshole creates a huge accident on US 90. Thats the state highway I use to go to New Orleans. So instead of getting there at about 2:30 I dont get there until about 4. Man I was pissed. But I figured hell at least I have about an hour to visit with her.

When I walked in the bar yesterday it was an unbelieveable day for beautiful women man. It was like wall to wall pussy. Anyway Im looking around and I see her. I say to myself fuck thats got to be her. As I got closer I read her shirt just to make sure I didnt make a fucking idiot out of myself. And yep it was her man.

I said youve got to be Jennifer. She started laughing and said youve got to be Maurice. Man Bret as soon as I saw her I started thinking dam I knew I should have brought me some duct tape to tape my dick around my leg. She is unfucking believeable man. She really does look just like Angelina Jolie except she dont have those big fucking lips man. She is just unfucking believable. She was wearing a pair of these tight ass jeans and man her ass just looked so firm. I mean I didnt squeeze it or nothing but hell you can spot a woman with a killer body man. Bret shes so fucking beautiful that if I saw her in church I would have to tell the priest hey Father would you mind sitting down for a few minutes and play a couple hands of gin rummey because I need to borrow your alter to fuck Jennifer. Man youve got no fucking idea how incredible she is man.

I got to meet her boyfriend also man. Hes real nice. I like him alot. I asked him does Jennifer give him as much shit in real life as she gives us on the forum and he started laughing and said hell man Jennifer gives everybody shit. We talked alot about the forum man and she really likes you alot Bret. She also likes JonPop and Uber and Sikdogg and a few others. Man she told me shes had 3 different fuckers to write her and ask her to go and join Thunders. But she says she aint going. She said she really liked the way ya'll took up for here when that asshole was giving her a hard time about those pictures. She said that told her a lot about ya'lls character man.

Man she also has a good sense of humor. I asked her if I could introduce a couple of my friends to her and she said yea. So I go over to there table and say hey do you assholes want to meet Angelina Jolie? They say where? So I point out Jennifer and they say fuck man you dont know her. I say do you fuckers want to meet her or not? So they say yes. I then said ok now listen she likes to be called Jennifer in public so people dont bug her about autographs. And also shes shy so dont be talking about any of her movies either. Well these 2 dum asses fall for that shit hook line and sinker. Man theyre standing in front of Jennifer not knowing what to do or say.

Well these 2 assholes go back to there table and start telling everybody that shes Angelina Jolie. So a few minutes later 2 people are coming up saying hi Jennifer while theyre winking at her asking for her autograph. Then they say in a real low voice that they know shes really Angelina Jolie. Well hell man Jennifer aint fucking stupid. She starts asking these dam people how do they know her name and they start pointing to my 2 friends. So Jennifer figures it out pretty fast that Im behind all this shit.

Shes pretty cool about it all. I thought she might get mad but she didnt. She just said Im going to get you for this Maurice. I said what are you going to do? She said I dont know yet. I might write to everyone in the forum and tell them I met you and you have a 2 inch dick. Hey Bret Im pretty sure she was just fucking with me but in case she writes that shit since we are buddies I want you to delete that ok?

Man to show you how yesterday was my day after I go to the bathroom these 2 dam good looking kinda drunk women stop me and ask me how do I know Angelina Jolie? Well hell man when your in a bar your supposed to lie your ass off to impress the women. So I tell them Im a stunt man and I was in a couple of her movies. So they ask me if Id like to show them some stunts. They say theyre at the Maisson Dupuy which is a real nice hotel just a block away from Pat Obriens. So I say hell yea man Id love to show ya'll some stunts.

They say ok but before we go we want you to introduce is to Angelina Jolie. So I tell them the same shit I told my friends. You gotta call her Jennifer and dont ask her about Brad Pitt becasue shes mad at that asshole. So they say ok and we go over there. I say hey Jennifer I want you to meet ah ah I want you to meet ah ah . Fuck man I hadnt even gotten there dam names man. All 3 of them are laughing at me since I made a complete total fucking idiot out of myself.

So after a couple of minutes I tell Jennifer I have to help these 2 women with there car and I had a really nice time with her today. As we are walking to the hotel Im thinking I sure as hell am glad Im a member of Bettermans because we had this thread on threesomes. I have never fucked 2 women before so that thread came in real handy. I remembered what swamp dragon said and put there ass sideways on the bed and fucked 1 of them for a couple of minutes then the other one. Hell man sikdogg is right man. You cant satisfy 2 horny ass women all by yourself. But I dam sure had a good time trying. They wore me completely out. Hell I dont want to think about pussy for at least another 6-7 hours man.

Hey Bret I put in a good word for you man. Jennifer said when she comes out there to California shes going to let you know man. Do me a favor and write her and tell her I told you we met. Im curious what shes going to say. I mean dont get me wrong I didnt squeeze her ass or pinch her titties or nothing like that but I was just curious if she had a good time with our visit. Maurice.

Now that you have a handle on Mo...I'll submit the story I wrote. JP

[JonPop]

Jennifer used to love to rag on Maurice. I took a couple of posts from my Ribald Bible Stories Thread, so you would like to know what
led to this story.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer
As I recall, the Bible has many examples of an ass. Guess who should play that part?


Quote:
Originally Posted by JP
Samson bravely stood his ground. Before him were many, many Philistines bent on doing him great bodily harm. Because he and Maurice had eaten their ass for breakfast that morning, Samson had no choice but to rip the jaw bone from his loyal chariot drivers face. He used this formidable weapon to slew the entire Philistine army. Maurice never looked the same again.

Originally Posted by happy stud
Hey JonPop as long as I got some pussy in your story I'm ok with it. Having a fucked up jaw is a turn on to some women.


Ok studly, as long as your ok with a fucked up jaw.

Two Years Later







Maurice entered the city on his ass, literally, as he had been reduced to begging. His rough shod clothing was torn and tattered and the women would turn from him and the children would point and make fun of his disfigurement where the jaw bone had been ripped forcefully from his once handsome face. Samson had received much glory and accolades after his battle with the Philistines.
Maurice had left the city in shame because of the disfigurement to his face and had not returned until now.

A very pretty woman ran up and shooed away the children and said to Maurice, "Oh, brave soul, I know of what you did, and of the suffering that you have had to endure." "Please come with me to my humble home that I might give you nourishment and mend your ragged clothing." Maurice was quite taken with this offer from such a pretty lady and as he hadn't eaten in a fortnight, he asked, "You are not offended by my looks, fair lady?" She replied, "No, even though your face is quite smaller than it was, to me, size doesn't matter.
With this, she grabbed his hand and begin leading him down a side street to her home. Upon entering, Maurice noted that the home, whilst small was very clean and tidy.

She motioned for him to be seated at the table and begin dishing up a large amount of stew from the kettle over the fire.
Between large bites of delicious warm bread and mouthfuls of stew, Maurice finally, really looked at this woman. She stood about 5 foot 5 inches and was slim of build and large of bust.
Her dark hair cascaded to her waist even though bound with a ribbon at the nape of her neck.
She said, "I am known as Jennifer, my brave soldier, I was at the feast thrown for Samson to celebrate his great victory. "
"I was the serving wench to the mighty Samson, so was able to overhear his conversations with the king and his woman Delilah."
"Only once in all of Samson's recounting of the battle, did he mention, that victory wouldn't have been possible without the jaw bone of Maurice." She continued, "I fell In love with you during the recounting of the battle and vowed that if I ever could find you, I would bring you to my home, press you to my breast and envelope you with my loins as a reward for your brave deed."
Maurice was stunned that such a beautiful woman would offer herself to him as it had been years that a woman wouldn't recoil in horror at his face and refuse to sleep with him.
Jennifer said, "When you finish your meal, a warm bath and my hot pussy await your pleasure.

To be continued....

[JonPop]

Maurice finished the fine meal that Jennifer had given him, pushed his chair back from the table and let out a sigh of contentment.
Jennifer had removed the pot of stew from the fire and was heating a large pot of water. She said, "Your bath will be ready soon my brave soldier, please remove your soiled clothing so that I might wash and mend them." Maurice, never one to be shy in front of a woman, quickly stripped off his clothing and stood naked in front of Jennifer.
Her eyes grew wide with appreciation at the sight of this. Maurice had a very muscular body albeit thinner then when he was fighting along side of Samson in their many battles and adventures.
His manhood hung long and full in anticipation of the pleasures that had been promised him.
Jennifer thought to herself, "He is so much bigger than my former husband." "His pleasure will be my pleasure, also."
By this time the water was very hot and ready to be poured into the tub in the corner. Maurice was VERY careful that he did not splash water on himself and carried and poured the boiling pot into the waiting tub. Jennifer had already added the right amount of cold water and the bath was ready.
Maurice settled into the bath and let out a long sigh as this was the first bath he had, had in many, many months.
Jennifer quickly disrobed and pulled the chair to the tub and placed her feet into the water.
Maurice was astounded at the beauty of Jennifer's naked body
and could not tear his eyes away from her pussy.
Jennifer, with a sly look, placed her left foot upon Maurice's
very erect penis and rubbed gently.

[JonPop]

Jennifer commanded Maurice to stand, so he could be properly washed. He stood up and Jennifer stood in front of him and begin lathering him from chest to water line. She had him again, sit in the tub as she stood behind him and thoroughly washed his long hair, face and beard. She then got the scissors and her late husbands razor and cut Maurice's hair to shoulder length and trimmed and shaped his scraggly beard. When she had finished, she was amazed at how many shades lighter Maurice had become and how handsome he still was. With the neatly trimmed beard, one couldn't tell that Maurice was missing a jaw bone.

Maurice got out of the tub and Jennifer handed him a sackcloth to dry with. She then led him to her bed and proceeded to lie with him on the soft, cotton bunting filled, mattress.

Jennifer said, "It has been over two years since I have lain with a man, my dear Maurice. My late husband, an officer in the battle against the Philistines, was felled with an arrow and out of gratitude, the king has given me this small home and a stipend each month so that I should not want.
I eagerly await the pleasure that will be forthcoming for us."

[JonPop]

As they lay side by side on the bed, Maurice half turned and placed his large hand upon Jennifer's right breast and proceeded to kneed the nipple between his thumb and forefinger. Jennifer placed her small hand on Maurice's rock hard penis and just grasped the shaft without moving her hand. Jennifer said, "Maurice, I know that you left the city without receiving proper reward for your service and sacrifice for the king and Samson, because of your disfigurement. I know also that the king had many soldiers looking for you so that you might have been justly rewarded for your deeds." She continued, "I wish now, to give you my personal reward and to help you receive what is right and justly yours."
With that, Jennifer bent forward and placed Maurice's large penis into her soft mouth.

[JonPop]

Maurice recoiled as if he had been bitten and jerked his penis from Jennifer's mouth. "What are you doing, woman?" He yelled.
Jennifer looked startled and said, "Oh, Maurice, I am just trying to give you pleasure." "I found that my late husband very much enjoyed what I was about to do for you." Maurice said, "Only wicked, immoral and sinful women do an act such as this."
(As were the times, the only accepted ways of sex were; A man would enter a woman from behind, pump madly until climax and be on his way or immediately go to sleep. This was especially true for a man who had been a soldier all of his life.)

Jennifer laughed at this statement from Maurice and said, "My dear, dear Maurice, I am none of those things, If you will just lie here you will find that pleasure can be yours in ways you have not experienced." With this, Maurice relaxed slightly and said, "I am sorry Jennifer, such a thing has never been done to me and I am not sure that you will not bite it off."
Jennifer, with a laugh said, "I assure you Maurice that I will not bite off your penis, only give you pleasure."
Although still doubtful, Maurice lay back on the bed and tried to relax, his penis now totally flaccid. Jennifer thought, "Men...When will they ever learn."

[JonPop]

Jennifer, again placed her hand on Maurice's now flaccid penis and begin kneading, stroking and rubbing. She could tell that Maurice was still somewhat agitated as his penis would just not respond.
Jennifer stepped from the bed and told Maurice, "I have some very good wine, would you like a cup?" Maurice said, I don't suppose you have any Budweiser do you?" Jennifer laughed and said, "No, Budweiser hasn't been invented yet." Maurice said, "I guess I'll settle for the wine, then. "They sat at the table, both totally naked and sipped the wine. Jennifer's large breasts lying on the table top were a sight to make any man lustful. Jennifer said, "Please brave Maurice, tell me your side of the battle against the army of the Philistines."
Maurice said, "This is very good wine Jennifer, aged and mellow." Jennifer said, " I have been saving this wine for just you, in case we should ever meet." "But please, Maurice, tell me the story."
Maurice said, "There is nothing, really for me to tell, we were facing the entire Philistine army and I had used all my arrows and thrown the spears we carried in the chariot. It looked hopeless that we were going to be overrun and surly die. Samson told me to run back to where we ate the ass that morning and retrieve the asses jaw bone, but it was several parcies behind us and I knew I would never be able to return in time to be of any use to Samson.
Suddenly, I felt this great pain in my face and lost consciousness and when I regained my senses, the entire Philistine army lay dead in piles surrounding the chariot.
Samson had used MY jaw bone to slay the enemy."
With the recounting of this story and the adrenalin rush he was having, Maurice felt his penis swelling and throbbing. He stood up and said, "I am ready now, to let you pleasure me Jennifer."

[JonPop]

Jennifer stood from the table, stretched on her tip toes and with a little shiver, that made her large breasts jiggle said, "Very well Maurice, but you must repress what you were taught about sex with a woman." "You must try and relax and allow me to give to you the gift I have promised." Maurice, feeling somewhat more relaxed from the wine, agreed and allowed Jennifer to take his hand and lead him back to her bed.
As he lay back on the bed, Jennifer again placed her hand on his semi erect penis, but this time with short slow, stroking motions.
She felt it grow and become rock hard. She looked at Maurice, lying back with his eyes closed, stroked his brow and once again placed her mouth on this hard staff.

Maurice gave an involuntary grunt but did not move. Jennifer begin a very slow stroking of the shaft with her lips, she could not reach the base as Maurice's penis was massive. As she stroked and sucked, she could feel Maurice starting to thrust upward. She took her hand and placed it on Maurice's abdomen and told him to remain still. Maurice had never felt anything like this, lying back, totally relaxed, this was a wonderful experience.

Jennifer, wanting this to last and not wanting Maurice to ejaculate too quickly, would stop all motion when she would sense that Maurice was getting close and squeeze the base as best she could, as she couldn't get her hand all the way around Maurice's massive shaft. Maurice raised up on his elbow and said, "Why are you doing that? I was about to cum." Jennifer said, "Yes, I know, but I want this first time to be the best you will ever have.

She resumed sucking and licking up and down Maurice's shaft.
Nibbling with her teeth, gently around the glans. Taking as much as she could down her throat. Finally, she knew that she couldn't hold Maurice back any longer and went at sucking and jelqing with her hand as fast and as hard as she could. Maurice came up off the bed with his ass and shot a massive load of cum into Jennifer's mouth. She tried to swallow, but the amount was overwhelming, ( like putting a garden hose into your mouth and trying to drink all the water.) she managed to swallow most of the first load but had to pull away as she almost choked. Maurice continued to shoot volumes of cum like a fountain, all over himself and Jennifer.

Maurice fell back, totally exhausted. Jennifer said, "That was amazing, don't you ever masturbate?" Maurice said, "What is masturbate?" Jennifer replied, "My dear Maurice, you have so much to learn."
Jennifer thought to herself, "I wish they would hurry up and invent showers."
As they were both covered with sticky cum, Jennifer led Maurice to the tub, but one look at the filthy, cold water, decided to build a new hot bath for the both of them.

[JonPop]

Jennifer wrapped Maurice in two sack cloths and sent him to the courtyard to fetch a pot of water, while she stoked the fire.
When Maurice returned, She had him pour it into the now empty, scrubbed tub and had him return for more water to heat.
This time Maurice came back with blood coming from his nose and a cut on his forehead. Jennifer asked, "What happened?" Maurice said, "A man at the pump made fun of me, saying I was doing the work of a woman and that I dressed funny." "Where is that man, now?" Asked Jennifer. "He is lying dead in the street." Exclaimed Maurice. Jennifer said, "Oh Maurice, you are strong and brave, but you can't kill everyone who makes fun of you." Maurice said, "Why?" Jennifer, with an annoyed look, begin to heat the water.
While the water was heating, she found a clean cloth and begin to clean and tend to Maurice's wounds, all the while, still totally naked.
Maurice had removed the sack cloth's and as Jennifer was tending to his forehead, pulled her down onto his lap and his now very hard penis. Maurice said, "I am ready now, to give you pleasure m'lady.
Jennifer said, "As soon as we are bathed, as I am sticking to you and it is not pleasant."
Maurice laughed loudly at this and said, "Jennifer, you will be 'stuck' as never before, when we finally pleasure ourselves."

[JonPop]

Maurice allowed Jennifer to bathe first , although it was not his custom to cater to a woman, he was after all, in Jennifer's home.
Jennifer took her time bathing, washing carefully and doing her long hair. Maurice meanwhile was pacing around with a massive erection wanting nothing more than to jump in and out of the tub and then jump Jennifer. When Jennifer finally finished her bath and was drying off, Maurice quickly climbed in the now just barely warm water, soaped and rinsed quickly and said to Jennifer, "Now m'lady, I am going to give YOU pleasure as you've never had.
He took Jennifer's hand and led her to the bed and tried to bend her over and ram his big penis in from behind. Jennifer said, "No! Stop! You are not going to shove that big thing in me without some foreplay to get me wet." Maurice said, "But, I can't wait, Jennifer and what is foreplay?"
"This is MY house and this is MY pussy and if you want it, you'll do as I say." Said Jennifer. By this time, Maurice is so horny that he would have fought Lions to be able to fuck that sweet pussy.
He said, "Yes m'lady, tell me what you require of me." "Lie back on the bed beside me," Instructed Jennifer. "Do as you did before and play gently with my breasts and nipples."
I know that with no jaw, that you will not be able to pleasure me with your mouth, so you must pleasure me with your hands and your penis. I will teach you."

This day will become a learning experience in the art of foreplay for Maurice. Such things as he had never dreamed of doing to a woman and will change his whole life.