Grog Stud was up bright and early, He could hear Triceratops bellowing in the distance. His woman said that he had to get his lazy ass out of the cave and go kill something today so the rest of the clan could eat.
Grog, grumbled his way down the beaten path thinking, "All those lazy ass bastards, I'm the only one who ever does anything around here." he griped, "I think I need to club a few of them in the damn head so I won't have so many mouths to....."
He stopped, as he saw a movement in the ferns. He hoped it wasn't a Saber Tooth out looking for breakfast. The last time he ran into one of these, he barely made it to a tree. He had spent 3 days in the tree and boy did he catch hell when he got back to the cave.
He slowly parted the ferns and saw the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, her body was almost hairless and her breasts were large and upright, not like HIS woman, that was pretty much covered in hair and who's breast's sagged to her waist.
He said, "Hello pretty woman, I haven't seen you around here, before, do you come to this part of the primal forest often?
She answered, "I became lost from my people and have been hiding all night. I was being chased by this big Lizard thingy, I jumped over a big crack in the ground and the Lounge Lizard fell in." She was staring at Grog Stud's massive penis as she said this. She said, "What tribe are you from? And what is that massive thing between your legs?" Grog laughed, grasped his penis and said, "This ain't as big as it gets, woman." She said, "My people have very small thingy's, I have never before, seen anything like this."
She said, "You wouldn't happen to have a sandwich on you, would you? I'm starving." Grog Stud said, "Nah, I was just on my way to kill something for lunch, would you like to join me?" She said, "Yes.... I would love to, after spending all night cold and alone, go rip some raw flesh with my teeth and drink some blood...Are YOU kidding? Who do you think I am? Some kind of cave woman? Ewww, Gross." Grog said, "Welll, excuse me, but that's what I eat ever since the McDonalds burned down." And laughed so hard his penis jumped up and down. She said, "I like that thingy between your legs, will you show me how big it CAN get?"
Grog said, "What are you called?" She said, I am Sally Blond, from the Blond tribe and who are you, with the big thingy?" Grog said, "I am Grog Stud, from the Stud clan and yes, in my clan we all have big thingy's." She said, you were going to show me how big it can get, remember?"
Grog said, "I'd love to, but right now, I have to hurry and kill something and take it back to my cave to feed my clan and my woman. The last time I was late, she hit me in the head with a club and I didn't realize where I was for half a moon." Sally Blond said, "We don't treat our men that way, when we send them out for food and they bring back pizza or BBQ, we reward them by letting them put their little thingy's between our legs."
She said, "All right, I'll go with you, I am tired of sitting here in the ferns and my hair is a mess. If you can find a Starbucks and get me a Carmel, frappe Late', with just a hint of cinnamon, I'll let you put your huge thingy between my legs. Grog said, "What the hell did you just say? Never mind, let's just go." They started walking deeper into the primal forest.
After a few miles, they came to a well worn path, Grog stopped and sniffed the air, he said, "I smell Budweiser, do you like Budweiser Sally Blond?" She said, "Hellloo, I don't even know what that is."
Grog said, "Well, my dear, you are in for a treat."
They came to a cave with sounds of laughter and yelling, they entered and sat up on the bar stumps. A very ugly CroMagnin man said, in a very deep voice, "Hello, Grog, been awhile, your usual?"
Grog said, "I can only have a couple, the last time I came home drunk my woman locked me out of the cave for a week." Sally said, "What is drunk?"
Grog said, "Sikdogg Stud had to do the hunting for the clan and when he would come dragging something back to the cave, would glower at me, we had a few choice words. He even yelled at my woman once, she bopped him a couple of times. Sally asked, "Sikdogg, that's a funny name, how did he get that?" Grog said, when we were little and hadn't been named yet, he got very ill from eating a bad dog, so they called him that. She said, "And how did you get the name Grog?" He said, "Because I preferred beer to my mothers milk."
Grog looked out the cave entrance and saw that it was starting to get dark, Sally Blond was having a great time, dancing on the bar and flirting with all the men by shaking her big boobs in their faces. Grog grabbed Sally and pulled her down to the floor and dragged her out of the cave. She protested loudly saying that she was having such a great time and now she knew what drunk was and boy did she like Budweiser.
Grog said, "It's time I showed you just how big this thing can get," grabbing his hard dick and swinging it around in a circle.
Sally Blond stopped trying to break his grip so she could return to the bar and stood wide eyed. She said, "That was better than Starbucks, I want that big thingy between my legs now."
They went a little deeper into the forest and Grog told Sally to bend over.
She ouched and ow'd a few times as he was pushing his large thingy into her tight little space. They were just really getting into it when he heard a loud voice. "GROG....What are you doing and who is this woman?" It was his woman, come to look for him. Grog jumped back and stammered...."Uh...This is, uh, this is Sally Blond from the Blond tribe. She wanted to try my big thingy." His woman said, "Get your ass back to the cave and where is the food you were supposed to bring for the clan to eat and I am going to make your life so miserable when you...." Grog said, "Aw shit woman," picked up his club and bashed her head in. Grog said to Sally, "You are my woman now," and proceeded to ride *Sally ride, well into the night.
The face of the cliff was steep, the wind was howling and there was a light rain falling.
Grog was finding it difficult to find hand holds and drag Sally Blond with him.
She was keeping up a steady stream of bitching and several times Grog thought of just dropping her. Then he would remember that tight, warm pussy and pull her up a little further.
They reached the top of the cliff and Grog pulled Sally up beside him while he caught his breath. Sally leaned against him, shivering in the cold, misty wind.
Grog looked out over the primal forest and drew Sally tight against him for warmth.
It had been six moons since he had found Sally Blond hiding in the ferns and in that time, he had divorced his nagging wife, with the accepted way, of a hard blow to the head and his Clan of Stud had all been killed trying to find food, that had been his job. He didn't feel sorry for them as he had considered them a bunch of whiny, lazy ass holes.
Now, for the first time in his life, he was able to do what he wanted and this included fucking Sally every chance he got. She loved his large penis and was more than happy to let him stick it in her hot pussy.