No irreverence intended. Just spoof.
Ribald Bible stories.
Here's a couple of tongue in cheek stories for ya. http://www.betterman.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
Once upon a time, a couple of weeks ago, as the Crow flies, lived a very naked couple called Adam and Eve.
Now Adam was very shy about the size of his penis and was always wearing a fig leaf, even though Eve would reassure him over and over that size didn't matter, as she really had nothing to compare it to.
This didn't make Adam feel better because when he would look down at his penis, it didn't reach very far to his knee. Adam thought that all of his legs should be of equal length.
Eve had an idea;
She would try and help Adam overcome his feeling of inadequacy by placing Adam's penis in her mouth and trying her best to pull 5in.Hg of vacuum to increase his size.
Naturally Adam had a resounding orgasm the first time Eve did this. They were both astounded at the creamy liquid that came out of the end of Adam's penis and Eve tried and tried to make this happen again.
She sucked and sucked until poor Adam couldn't take anymore.
Eve laid back on the soft grass and wondered what that strange throbbing was in her loins and why she was so wet as she hadn't pee'd as far as she knew.
Suddenly, a large snake appeared in the branches of the tree above Eve and said, "Psssst, have I got a deal for you."
Eve was enthralled by the length of the snake and his thickness at mid-shaft. "Why, you are beautiful," said Eve. "Can I make Adam's penis as large as you?" The snake said, "Why yes, my dear" and proceded to slide head first into Eve's dripping pussy.
Upon seeing this, Adam immediately grabbed the snake by it's tail and pulled him from Eve's hot throbbing pussy.
Eve said to Adam...."You BASTARD."