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[XitemeM]

Lol, yeah good point. It's hard to get over the idea of "bigger is better"

But it's just any little thing that would make it nicer. One of the cups has a chip or a dirty mark on it? That's your cup. You tore one of the pieces of bread a bit when you put the spread on? That's your slice. That steak has more gizzle and fat on it compared to the other piece? That's your steak

[Pirate]

Be careful with this. In my mind nicer/better = bigger; which in her mind could be interpreted that you expect that she eats a lot (i.e. fat or FP fat potential) My fiance was pissed because she thought I was "shoving food at her". After I explained the bigger is better concept, she politely asked me to take the larger share.

Show her all the options and let her take her pick. Keep it casual. DO NOT COMMENT ON HER CHOICE.

[blulite]

you guys are strange, just say "grab one" and walk away a few feet, pretend your doing something else... then when you come back take whats left...this wy you dont need to worry about it.. the girl always takes what she wanted, men have never cared as long as they get fed.

[Toadstool]

Toadstool Tip 6:

When a woman/girl is sick. NEVER... NEVER make a comment about how bad she looks, even if she looks like death incarnate.
Make a point to tell her she looks great, or say nothing at all. She'll appreciate it.

[Pirate]

When you are at dinner and the bread basket it passed, if you want a piece, take one and place it on your bread plate. (The little plate above and to the left of your place setting.) Only tough the piece that you are taking. If you want butter, take some and put it also on your bread plate, not on the bread. To eat the bread, tear off a small bite sized piece, take your knife (not the one in the butter dish) and apply a small amount of butter from the portion on your bread plate, to the bite sized portion. Place the knife on your bread plate and place the entire portion into your mouth. (That is why it is called "bite sized".) Close your mouth. Chew thoroughly. Swallow.
Repeat as desired.

[blulite]

TIP,

always carry the shopping basket and bags, only allow her to carry any if you cant carry no more...

[Rando]

When you are at dinner and the bread basket it passed, if you want a piece, take one and place it on your bread plate. (The little plate above and to the left of your place setting.) Only tough the piece that you are taking. If you want butter, take some and put it also on your bread plate, not on the bread. To eat the bread, tear off a small bite sized piece, take your knife (not the one in the butter dish) and apply a small amount of butter from the portion on your bread plate, to the bite sized portion. Place the knife on your bread plate and place the entire portion into your mouth. (That is why it is called "bite sized".) Close your mouth. Chew thoroughly. Swallow.
Repeat as desired.

I had to chuckle a bit at this one. If you can't properly butter and eat your bread without looking the fool, then you are probably hopeless on dates anyway. Your advice has been excellent though, I've thoroughly enjoyed this thread.

[XitemeM]

On the last day of Winter buy some flowers in the afternoon and keep them somewhere safe overnight. I keep them in the garage. Set your alarm 30 minutes earlier in the morning. Wash your face and eat at least a piece of bread yourself, to get rid of your morning breath without having an obvious toothpaste smell. Make your lady her morning beverage and some breakfast, and present this along with the flowers as a romantic gesture for the first day of Spring.

[Hanma]

Manly Guys Doing Manly Things - Gay Chicken needs to end so I can start using Kratos for other things

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No seriously, I'm not spamming. Check those comics out. Especially the second one.

[Pirate]

I had to chuckle a bit at this one. If you can't properly butter and eat your bread without looking the fool, then you are probably hopeless on dates anyway. Your advice has been excellent though, I've thoroughly enjoyed this thread.

Thankee.
Just trying to do my part to make the world a better place.
Yarrrr!