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10-12-2009
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| Moderator  Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: French Canada
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  |  My grandma found my penis pump
God this is awkward. I left my bathmate pump on the bed and she walked in while I was on the computer. She took my pump and asked ''what is this thing?''...she had no clue what it was. I told her it was a device for the gym and it would make my muscles bigger if I pumped them. She told me to be careful with it. I think she forgot about it by now, hopefully. Have you ever had an awkward moment where somebody found your PE devices?
__________________ Starting stats: October 15th, 2008 - NBPEL: 6.25' EG: 5.00' Current stats October 15th, 2009 - (100% erection) NBPEL: 7.20' EG: 5.375' Goal: NBPEL: 8' EG: 6' (objective: girth) TGC Theory A man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get into accord with them: they are legitimately what directs his conduct in the world. -Sigmund Freud Last edited by Radiohead; 10-13-2009 at 06:06 PM. |
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10-12-2009
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lol , my mom found the book that came with my extender and my condoms but she just pretended nothing happened
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10-12-2009
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| Super Moderator  Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: SoCal
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I've got one. A few years ago, back in my early PE days, I was in my room doing some stretching. My niece and nephew were staying with my for a few days and forget where their parents went but anyway, my niece was about 12 years old at the time and I was in the privacy of my own room, in my birthday suit, in FULL stretch.........I mean, I had my dick stretched way the hell out and without warning or so much as a knock, my door flies open and there stands my niece and she yells "GOTCHA!". I almost shit myself from A. getting the shit scared out of me and B. she's now seen me sporting the full Monty stretching my dick out in front of me. I was soooooooo embarassed and competely mortified. And then I yelled at her for not knocking and she went to my mom crying and then I got yelled at for yelling at her. It's funny, even as a full grown man, my mom STILL yells at me now and then hahaha. I can look back now at that and laugh but at the time I was so pissed. |
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10-12-2009
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Gobble gobble day is coming up ain't it? Now how is radiohead going to stuff a turkey into that penis pump? So how do you bake a turkey in a penis pump. And does it come out tender?
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10-12-2009
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| Super Moderator PE Gym Editor  Join Date: May 2009 Location: Florida
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Radiohead's Penis Pump........more to the story...............................http://www.pegym.com/forums/success-...html#post54702
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10-12-2009
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| Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: The Motherlode
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Wait Phibb! wait! .....Can you also stuff stuffing into the penis pump?
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10-14-2009
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I left a bottle of lotion and a ruler in the bathroom...hopefully not too suspicious haha
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10-14-2009
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| Member  Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: somewhere in texas
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back then i left my ky waterbase lube on the floor of my bathroom but my mom found it and we had the talk | |
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