[Radiohead]

I had met her last week and we fell for each other. We were at my friend's house partying...she showed up, we established eye contact and I approached her immediately. We started talking and she turned out to be a REALLY cool chick. I kind of like her, and she kind of likes me. She spoke to me about her sexual adventures...the girl is 17 and she slept with 12 guys so far. I'm 19 and I slept with 4 (she is now my 5th). She said that she was really spoiled and that she loves big dicks...Obviously, with my great confidence, I told her about penis exercising (woohoo!!!) and I told her my cock was above average....I set her expectations a little too high (not good). Crap.

So we met up last night at a club (she was with her friends, I was with mine). We immediately made out and started talking about each others feelings, lol. I really like the chick. She likes me too. It happened like magic.

Long story short, we went back to her place. She took my shirt off, I took hers off. I started kissing her neck/chest/boobs very slowly and sensually...this really turned her on. I fingered her and everything, then it was time for me to pull out my cock.

I was extra careful not to drink too much alcohol. I only had 1 beer and 2 vodka tonics. I was almost completely sober but even the slightest bit of alcohol makes it more difficult for me to achieve an erection.

Anyways, I started worrying about my penis size. Lol. Yeah. At first I couldnt get it too hard, then I made out with her. I was so worried about my EQ. She asked me why I didnt take my boxers off yet. So I took a deep breath, pulled my dick out. I put the condom on (I HATE CONDOMS) and started penetrating her. The chick's pussy is so damn wide. I dont know what she shoved in there. I felt like crap at this point. My cock started getting soft. I basically fucked her with a 50% erection. It pulled out, and I couldnt shove it back in (it bent). I felt like I had a crappy penis and I didnt satisfy her.

So I told her that I couldnt have sex with a condom. She giggled nicely and said it was totally normal. She was very understanding, she said ''Alcohol isnt made for men''. She offered to have unprotected sex but I immediately declined. No way that Im having unprotected sex with a girl that I only met one week ago.

She then took my condom off and started giving me a blowjob. OMG

BTW, SHE HAS A TONGUE PIERCING!!!! YEAH, MY DREAM CAME TRUE, I GOT A BLOWJOB FROM A CHICK WITH A TONGUE PIERCING.

30 seconds within the blowjob, I became RAGING ROCK HARD (EQ of 11/10). My cock was a huge 7.2 none bone pressed, pushing the limits of the 5.375 girth. My glans was so thick, hard and red. I felt like a man. I felt like superman. She then said ''wow nice cock'' and it really turned her on. She started doing this twisting thing with her tongue while she was jacking me off at the same time. It was the best blowjob I've ever had in my life. WOW. I came 4-5 minutes after. She swallowed that shit up.

I told her that I would return the favor with oral sex but I didn't want to do it just yet. I told her I was an expert on the subject and I give multiple orgasms to any girl that I gave oral to. I ended up sleeping at her house. We cuddled and talked in bed for HOURS...she didnt want to let me leave. The next morning, I spoke to her parents (awkward at first) but they really like me. I think I might date this chick. I dont know.

This story is to tell you guys that you should NOT worry about your penis size. If the girl is a bitch, then you shouldnt be fucking her in the first place. Dont drink too much, get it hard, fuck her hard and everything will be okay. If you cant get it up (like me), then you should apologize and finger her. If shes cool, she'll suck you off, if not, she'll be a bitch. You just have to leave if shes a bitch. Problem solved.

Thanks for reading.

[happy_accidents3]

alcohol has weird affects on men. Sometimes you cant get it up and then other times it will give you whiskey dick and you can have sex pretty much forever.

[Nacho]

Great story ... always love a good comeback!

I suggest you try to hookup a threesome with her and a friend of hers.

Also since she sleeps around news of your cock will soon spread. You're in for some good times ahead.

[Auszlupin]

Originally Posted by Radiohead

This story is to tell you guys that you should NOT worry about your penis size. If the girl is a bitch, then you shouldnt be fucking her in the first place. Dont drink too much, get it hard, fuck her hard and everything will be okay. If you cant get it up (like me), then you should apologize and finger her. If shes cool, she'll suck you off, if not, she'll be a bitch. You just have to leave if shes a bitch. Problem solved.

AND JUST DON'T WORRY!!!

Seriously worrying is the worst thing you can do during sex. In fact, I have grown to find that it's best to just not even think about your penis during sex. AT ALL! Just don't care about anything and have fun!

[happy_accidents3]

Originally Posted by Auszlupin

AND JUST DON'T WORRY!!!

Seriously worrying is the worst thing you can do during sex. In fact, I have grown to find that it's best to just not even think about your penis during sex. AT ALL! Just don't care about anything and have fun!

This mans words are gold. One time I planed a romantic weekend with my gf and first night we started fooling around and I guess I wanted everything to be perfect so I was over thinking and actually lost my erection while having sex. Now at 19 the thought of ed was mortifying. After being depressed for about 30min I got myself back together and actually had sex so long without cumming that we got tired and we went to sleep. Blue balls the next morning were epic though and we went horse back riding.....not fun.

[nipseyhussle]

a friendly advice, date this girl but don't get feelings, 12 guys and she's 17?

Seriously bro, this is a whore, nice to fuck maybe and she look good, but don't attach feelings to her... You should be as picky with girls for their personality like you are with looks.

just doesn't suit anyone to give this ugly bitches air that they are something, they are piss in the ocean to me, my girlfriend have been with 2 guys before me, that is OKAY. also much funnier to learn her... and investigate,, instead of having a girl who got all different dicks in her, makes no difference what dick she has in, she already had 12 other.

friendly advice,,, screw and threw

[Pegasus]

Ummm ahhh nipsey bro, very harsh. Also not the attitude that we promote here.
What would you say to a 17 y old guy that had 12 girls?

[nipseyhussle]

Ok bro, sorry from where I come from we talk this way, I will respect each ones opinion of girls of this type, I have my view - you have yours,im sorry

I always looked at girls (women) this certain way, that either they trash or they good and no middle thing cause i would not want middle class lady as my wife, that would put me in a position where I do not respect my self, and I do, so No for me, and as advice no for others, though I did not think of what kind of response i might have when being so harsh so I apoligize for not "respecting forum attitude standard"

Thats why my advice came so harsh, cause I see this kind of stuff seriously since I look at my self as a good guy who respect women, I want a good girl who respect man.

This life I lived, fastlane shit seen so many different things it got met thinking and ended up a poetical philosofical greek i was ment to be, also effected my views on women, they are so easy to fuck. It kills me inside that 90% of women on this earth is not Wife Material, love is the most beautiful thing in the world..


So no misunderstanding - Women = respectful ladys - those I respect, those other things aint women.


Im sorry if I offended you Radiohead, it was not my agenda. I just feelt like I wanted to say something, and thats what come out im sure you know what you are doing.


Shyness,innocentness this is the world most beautiful things

[growing4her]

Little harsh but true Nipsey. 12 guys @ 17 years old is one easy girl. I suggest a STD test and maybe read the oral STD thread

[JonPop]

Hey Nipsey. Who set you up as judge and jury? It is not up to you to pass judgement on this forum. Believe it or not, females like to fuck too. Do not try to be the "Keeper of the morals" here.