[Waylander]

Everybody has probably gotten one of those emails where it shows some guy who's tire blew, and he is about to drive off a cliff or something. You know the ones.
Anyway, what are some of your Oh SHIT moments? Here's one of mine.

My buddies talked me into telling our wives we were going fishing one night, and instead we all went to the strip club, where some playmates were supposed to be. Well there I was in my chair, feet kicked up on the edge of the stage, beer in my hand, checking out the babes, when I got a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and, you guessed it, there stands my wife, with hell in her eyes and smoke coming out of her ears! At that point, I realized that I was DOOMED! Took alot of time, but she finally forgave me, but my leash got much tighter. My buddies got a kick out of it until I reminded them of how women talk, then they wanted to form a plan Damn, we were stupid! The unknown rat entered the wives witness protection program, and has eluded all forms of revenge!!

[Waylander]

OK, heres another one.

I became friends with a coworker(back b/4 I was married). He had been trying to get me to go to the parties at his motor cycle club house(he was a member). I finally went one weekend, he picked me up and drove out to an old house they converted to a party shack. There were loads of people partying( all wearing the biker gear and coats) I was welcomed with open arms and beer, and the party started. An hour or so later, this hot little biker chick started coming on to me, and she took me in a back room, where I got the most amazing blow job I had ever gotten ! When I stumbled back out to the party, I had a grin that you could drive across, and was seriously considering becoming a biker! As the night progressed I met all sorts of people, including some scary looking gents. One in peticular looked like sasqauch, with arms as big as my waist(his name was Reno). He was telling the story of how he had just beat this guy half to death over his girlfriend, and he was just now getting out of jail over it. Wanna guess who his girlfriend was? Yep, "At that point I new I was DOOMED".

[Waylander]

One day I found myself posting on a thread, all alone,.........I knew I was doomed!hee hee

[ReetB]

Man my life isn't as exciting as yours, otherwise I'd have something to post on here haha!