I like how my penis doesn't ever look like a micro penis—even when it's cold (lol); hanging at least 3 inches in the cold :]

And I know we're so touchy with our grammar, here—better? Mind the title, I know it's not in the dictionary.

Alright, time to—rant!

So, be very, very wary of masturbating and then—ejaculating prior to sleeping it all off. You may end up waking up 14 hours later and 3 hours late to work. And that, is something I wanted to share with our PE community that always cut it close to ejaculating :]

While I was jelqing, I measured my penis quickly and it was almost 6"!!
I finished my jelqing session with an accidental happy ending while edging...whoops!!
Ejaculated stronger and a lot more than usual, so I'm happy for my friend down under

Woke up with 100% EQ 10 Erection (again :]) and tried not to, but jerked it til' ejaculation and then *FLOP* 100% EQ 10 Erection immediately after!
Too much work so early in the morning; gotta resist! Hahahaha

I used my Quick Extender for over 12 months with no visible results.
My penis was turtling; and I—was depressed.
I had no idea there was a gym where I could take my penis to; I wept in my corner.

Grabbed my free membership and then..

These past two months of jelqing, masturbating, stretching, extending, bathmate-pumping, has increased my penis, veins, and is forcing that darn Turtle on an adventure.
And that Turtle, is looking for that [love love

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