***do not order from x4 labs***

[BonerPants]

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

The X4 LABS website claims to have discreet private shipping, however, THIS IS NOT THE CASE. The website claims that the packaging will not say anything about x4labs, however, the packaging said exactly "X4LABS INC". Also, to make matters worse, UPS emailed the owner of my house saying that a package was coming from none other than "X4 LABS INC". A simple google search is going to make me look like a complete jackass. I am so angry right now I don't even know what to say if I get asked what was in the package because nothing on their website isn't extremely embarrassing to have bought. Please DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID and order from another company. All the extenders are essentially the same and this one isn't even that good.

It is inevitable that I will be asked what I ordered so does anyone have a reasonable excuse as to what I should say?

I am infuriated right now I don't even know what to do..

[TheSperminator]

Relax bro. You can't think while overheated... I'd say something for school? chemistry?

[BonerPants]

but if u google x4 labs it just shows up penis extender. I think my only play is to say it was for a friend who wanted to ship something to our house but then it just looks like im lying. ughhhh fuck x4 labs

[malehanger]

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

The X4 LABS website claims to have discreet private shipping, however, THIS IS NOT THE CASE. The website claims that the packaging will not say anything about x4labs, however, the packaging said exactly "X4LABS INC". Also, to make matters worse, UPS emailed the owner of my house saying that a package was coming from none other than "X4 LABS INC". A simple google search is going to make me look like a complete jackass. I am so angry right now I don't even know what to say if I get asked what was in the package because nothing on their website isn't extremely embarrassing to have bought. Please DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID and give a penis extender company an email address you do not want them sending email to, or order something like this when you are unsure about it being truly "discreetly shipped", or someone finding out what you ordered and violating your privacy.

It is inevitable that I will be asked what I ordered so does anyone have a reasonable excuse as to what I should say?

I am infuriated right now I don't even know what to do..

Live and learn. I mean in the big scheme of things, so what?? You want a bigger dick. Women want bigger breasts and all sorts of other cosmetically altering things done to their bodies. It's not that big of a deal.

[BonerPants]

the first time i ordered it they didn't even send the right shit so I had to call customer service and get the stuff they forgot to ship resent again. All in all it's just been a shitty experience now I gotta lie to my parents and have them secretly think i'm some sort of freak. What a very poorly run, overpriced, lying company. I just sent them the angriest email I can't wait for the response

[Steve23]

Discreet Billing, Packaging, and Shipping

All of our products are packaged in a discreet envelope and box, in order to protect our patients. All orders are processed immediately and are discreetly shipped the following day. Shipping labels are also discreet and make no mention of any terms relating to penis enlargement or treatment of penile curvature.


It never said it won't mention X4 labs on it, maybe you should of emailed them and asked before ordering.


So you got 2 packages from them, both times it wasn't discreet or just the second time? Mine came in a grey package only saying x4 labs on it.

[BonerPants]

i don't know what you are reading from but from this link (Shipping Information) it says:

"All of our products are packaged in a discreet envelope and box, in order to protect our patients. All orders are processed immediately and are discreetly shipped the following day. Shipping labels are also discreet and make no mention of any terms relating to X4 Labs, penis enlargement or treatment of penile curvature."

are you some sort of X4 labs rep trying to save their reputation?

[Steve23]

Yeah I'm a rep for x4 lol.
I'm reading from where I ordered it from
Privacy and Shipping Information

[schlittle]

I sympathise with your tricky situation.

I've looked on the internet and maybe you could get tips from this penis pump owner? I think he convinced everybody that the penis pump wasn't his.

swedish made penis enlarger (austin powers) - YouTube

[TheSperminator]

Can't you tell it's a misunderstanding? or some sort of free device you got for registering on a porn site ..

+ who says your parents or friends are gonna google it?