Flaccid size sadness

[HellyBelly]

For some reason, for the last couple of months I've been sad about my flaccid size. On average it's around 3,5", sometimes smaller, sometimes bigger. I can get pretty discouraged when it's smaller and it fluctuates a lot during a day, usually to the smaller. For example it hangs around 2,5"-3" at work where I'm maybe not fully relaxed and wearing tighter pants (like jeans) than at home and I start thinking maybe that's my real size. At home, it can get to 4", sometimes. All this makes me unsure of what my flaccid size really is and therefor difficult to put my mind at rest. I guess 3,5" is pretty decent or average if it always stayed that way but anytime I see it at 3" or smaller I pretty much define my penis by that size until I see it bigger.

Sorry for the whining but this keeps bothering me during a day. Walking around, thinking my flaccid is small and therefor thinking my penis is small is making me miserable. What am I not getting?

[ThirdArm]

It's evolutionary. Imagine trying to run away from an angry lion with a big ol' floppy flaccid bouncing around!

Your flaccid size is not unusual at all.

[Steve23]

It's a flaccid so who cares.
Some guys would love to have 3.5" flaccids. And no one can see it and the people that do if it's in a gym shower or whatever, who cares about that either. As long as u can hold it to pee with it then you're fine.

[Steve23]

It's evolutionary. Imagine trying to run away from an angry lion with a big ol' floppy flaccid bouncing around!

Your flaccid size is not unusual at all.

What if your cave woman made you a nice skirt with belt loops to put that big ol' floppy flaccid in while you went out to hunt?..

[sdaddy]

It's a flaccid so who cares.
Some guys would love to have 3.5" flaccids. And no one can see it and the people that do if it's in a gym shower or whatever, who cares about that either. As long as u can hold it to pee with it then you're fine.

Spot on. Further, a man doesn't screw with a flaccid penis. So what's the big deal?

[CaptainJohnson]

It's a flaccid so who cares.
Some guys would love to have 3.5" flaccids. And no one can see it and the people that do if it's in a gym shower or whatever, who cares about that either. As long as u can hold it to pee with it then you're fine.

I am the same size flaccid as the poster but I don't always hold it to pee... I use my hips and try to aim with no hands! It was hard at first when I was 10, and I occasionally hit the walls and floor beside the toilet and had to secretly clean it up... but now, years later, I can go no hands and aim like a champ. :O Its like target practice during the boring moments of a morning piss, so I can stretch and pee at the same time

I agree with all of the above. Who cares if its a small flaccid? Its fun to see a girl get absolutely shocked by how much it grows when she starts to suck it. On top of that, its like a shit test for women. If she actually turns you down because of a small flaccid, she's probably a bitch.

[Gspot]

Well, if you fantasize about sex during the day, your flaccid size will be less of an issue as you will be at least semi-erect much of the time. On the few occasions in my early 20's when I worked around sexy women I had the problem of hiding a boner. The one I recall removing the pretense of my cool was working under the desk of some bank tellers. The women, all mid 30s to mid 40s were having fun with us because they had young men crawling around under their desks. A couple of them were not very shy about sitting and working right in front of us while wearing skirts. I had a few problems getting my work done. One day I just wore a pair of tight jeans to work that showed off my excitment clearly. They did not talk much that day but my coworker and I got a kick out of turning the tables on them. Try that.

But really, a little bit of heat goes a long way to a fatter, larger feeling cock no matter its state of rigidity. Try standing in front of a heater when you can or use the blow dryer in the restroom (try not to get fired for your perverted passion for heat producing objects however). Might be safer to find a sexy women at work and ask her to bend over for you so she can heat you up a bit. That should not be considered sexual harassment if you explain you have a mental health condition regarding your penis. No need to thank me.

[PenisKing]

I thought 3.5 inches for FL is average...

[not2big]

Under cold conditions, I can turtle down to under 1". Makes it difficult to pull it out through the fly of a brief. I can recall many times when I was in a hurry to pee and had trouble getting a good grip on it and it pulled back in and I ended up peeing on my fingers and underwear. I do some outdoor events in cool weather where only porta potties are available. Taking a pee under these conditions is a real challenge when you have a short flaccid.

[wand-extendio]

Under cold conditions, I can turtle down to under 1". Makes it difficult to pull it out through the fly of a brief. I can recall many times when I was in a hurry to pee and had trouble getting a good grip on it and it pulled back in and I ended up peeing on my fingers and underwear. I do some outdoor events in cool weather where only porta potties are available. Taking a pee under these conditions is a real challenge when you have a short flaccid.

i agree totally especially after those cold late football training sessions where it went tiny.
don't worry about your flacid man plus its just going to get bigger with more PEing