[Todger]

Hello all!

I'm currently trying to work on cum shooting as I have never been good in that department.
I'm interested in how many people shoot, shoot than ooze, or just plain ooze?
I want to see if shooting is as common and normal as we all see in porn or is it not that common at all.
Go participate and we'll see

[kingpole]

This is great thread. But im wondering if the guys with larger dicks actually ooze rather than shoot. I have theory the longer the penis the less one shoots and rather oozes. Because one has a larger penis one is closer to the uterus/cervix and the sperm have less distance to travle. I could be wrong. Nature makes compensations.

[Todger]

Interesting theory.
Scientifically speaking the factors should be the quality of the shooting mechanism, the quality of the projectile and the resistance on it's path.
That would be respectively: the PC muscles(?), thickness and amount of semen and length (perhaps diameter too) of the urethra (shaft).
I would conclude that the longer the shaft is, the stronger the muscles should be. Same with the larger diameter of urethra, thicker cum and smaller amount of it (as it would take a longer time to build up pressure).

The equation should be as following:

SQ = K* (A*PC) / (EL*T*D)

SQ---shooting quality
K----a constant that depends on your body, no ones body reacts the same
A----amount of cum
PC---strength of the PC muscles
EL---erect length
T----thickness of semen
D----diameter of the urethra

To sum it up:
Good factors: Large amount of cum and strong PC muscles
Bad factors: Large penis, thick cum and wide urethra.

[kingpole]

Originally Posted by Todger

Interesting theory.
Scientifically speaking the factors should be the quality of the shooting mechanism, the quality of the projectile and the resistance on it's path.
That would be respectively: the PC muscles(?), thickness and amount of semen and length (perhaps diameter too) of the urethra (shaft).
I would conclude that the longer the shaft is, the stronger the muscles should be. Same with the larger diameter of urethra, thicker cum and smaller amount of it (as it would take a longer time to build up pressure).

The equation should be as following:

SQ = K* (A*PC) / (EL*T*D)

SQ---shooting quality
K----a constant that depends on your body, no ones body reacts the same
A----amount of cum
PC---strength of the PC muscles
EL---erect length
T----thickness of semen
D----diameter of the urethra

To sum it up:
Good factors: Large amount of cum and strong PC muscles
Bad factors: Large penis, thick cum and wide urethra.

Is this a theory, or did you read it somewhere, sounds good.

[Todger]

Oh, it's just my theory.
It could be completely off but it sounds logical to me.

[jayhawk11]

Wow! What a post. I like your theory Todger, and your formula too. You certainly can have a long penis and shoot cum though, but it really depends on the strength of your pelvic muscles. I can shoot cum until I'm done ejaculating. If I'm edging.....well then I just make make a huge mess.

[kingpole]

Originally Posted by jayhawk11

Wow! What a post. I like your theory Todger, and your formula too. You certainly can have a long penis and shoot cum though, but it really depends on the strength of your pelvic muscles. I can shoot cum until I'm done ejaculating. If I'm edging.....well then I just make make a huge mess.

I can make a mess but it is like a slow ereupting volcano that can last a few minutes.

[jayhawk11]

Originally Posted by kingpole

I can make a mess but it is like a slow ereupting volcano that can last a few minutes.

Just like Mt. Kilauea huh.

[kingpole]

Originally Posted by jayhawk11

Just like Mt. Kilauea huh.

Yeah, I was trying to think of the name of that volcano.

[Todger]

Ok, I tried to work out the above formula and give it some kind of "quiz" appliance.
Let's try it and see if it works on you guys. It's hard to scale the results on the 1-5 basis. If this seems to work, I may create a poll on this, hm?

The formula is as following: SQ=(K+ A+PC) / (EL+T) , or if I put it to scale respectively: (1-5) = ( 4 + (1-3) + (1-3) ) / ( (1-2) + (1-4, excluding 3) )

To elaborate:

K= 4 - a constant to scale the results on the 1-5 scale.

A= amount of cum: For a small amount set it to 1; For an average amount set it to 2; For a large amount set it to 3.

PC=PC muscles strength: If you have weak PC muscles, suffer from premature ejaculation etc. give it a 1; For normal PC muscles give it a 2
If you have strong PC muscles, can have a dry orgasm etc. give it a 3

EL=Erect length: This is not a very significant factor, I think, so if you have a small or normal penis give it a 1; If your penis is really large (over 7" NBPEL) give it a 2.

T=thickness of semen: I think this is very important for shooting. If your cum is thin and watery, runs (slowly) down your belly after ejaculation, give it a 1
If your cum is not thin nor thick but gel like, doesn't run down (or barely runs) your belly give it a 2
If your cum is thick, gluey gel like, doesn't run and creates thick webbings between your fingers give it a 4

Now sum a 4, amount of cum and PC strength together and divide it by the sum of erect length and semen thickness. Round to the nearest digit.

Results:

1.- Your ejaculation is dribbling, oozing like. Cum doesn't exit violently but lazy-like.
2.- You sometimes make the first shot but the rest oozes out.
3.- Your always get a violent first shot but mostly dribble afterward.
4.- You shoot your cum out but you'd like it to shoot a longer distance.
5.- AK-47 'nuf said.


Come on, give feedback!

My results are : (4+2+2) / (1+4) = 8/5 = 1.6 =>2 (A bit harsh, I'd say I'm at least 2.2)

This is just a formula prototype, I may develop it if you like it.

Cheers!

P.S. It does seem off, it's a bit harsh. Try it anyway and give feedback