The misadventures of Mr. Sneakypants

[RockofFox]

I used to love spy vs spy!!

However with your username all I think of is that spanish dude from that Adam Sandler movie when he keeps going "sneaky sneaky"

[Mr. Sneakypants]

You're right, RockofFox, that would have been a better icon

Thanks for the encouragement, guys. Mr. Sneakypants couldn't resist the temptation of blowing his load after his PE session today. How big of a negative is it to do that? (this, following sex 10 hours prior)

Also, he doesn't see much expansion in the glans during his jelqs or vjelqs, would a tighter grip be recommended by the PE gods?

He seems to hit about 70-80% erection level during jelqs, but has read here that it's good for girth anyway- so Sneakypants presses on!

10/28
10 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 second holds
helicopters in both directions
10 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 40 jelqs and 3 sets of 40 vjelqs, alternated
10 minute warmdown with rice sock
no kegels, it's an off day for those

Mr. Sneakypants likes how effective the rice sock is.

[JonPop]

Maybe a little more side pressure with the "V" Jelqs. @ about 40-60% erection. These are also a stretching/girth exercise.
I like your avatar.

[Mr. Sneakypants]

10/29
50 kegels with 5 second holds

10/30
10 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 second holds
helicopters in both directions
10 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 40 jelqs and 3 sets of 40 vjelqs, alternated (needed a few pauses due to going > 75% erection level)
10 minutes edging, though Mr. Sneakypants only hit the edge a couple times
5 minute warmdown, warm water

Mr. Sneakypants would like to wish everyone a Happy Halloween!

[RockofFox]

Your avatar is cool dude, I love it. Keep it up buddy.

[Mr. Sneakypants]

10/31
10 min warmup with rhot water
stretches in each direction with 25 second holds
helicopters in both directions
40 jelqs, 40 vjelqs, then got cut short due to privacy, argh
200 kegels with 1 second holds

11/01
10 min warmup with hot water
stretches in each direction with 25 second holds
helicopters in both directions
10 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 40 jelqs and 3 sets of 40 vjelqs, alternated (needed a few pauses due to going > 75% erection level)
5 minute warmdown, warm water

11/02
off day, 50 5-second hold kegels
100 1-second kegels

[Mr. Sneakypants]

11/03
10 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 second holds
helicopters in both directions
10 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 40 jelqs and 3 sets of 40 vjelqs, alternated (did a few extra of each)
10 minutes edging, though Mr. Sneakypants only hit the edge a couple times
5 minute warmdown, rice sock

11/04
10 min warmup with rice sock
stretches in each direction with 25 second holds
helicopters in both directions
10 circle stretches in each direction
3 sets of 40 jelqs and 3 sets of 40 vjelqs, alternated
10 minutes edging, though Mr. Sneakypants only hit the edge a couple times
5 minute warmdown, rice sock

11/21 is measurement day...

[RockofFox]

Good luck for measurement day, hopefully you get some gains, your attitude is certainly spot on mr sneakypants

[Mr. Sneakypants]

Thanks, Rock..

Mr. Sneakypants' subjective analysis would say there are no gains thus far, but Mr. Sneakypants also understands that it's a long process and 2 weeks is a very short amount of time. Besides, it's pretty fun and the maturity of the community here is impressive, to say the least.

Today, 11/5, is an off day for Mr. Sneakypants. Kegels only...

[RockofFox]

Yes mr Sneakypants, my first month there were no noticeable gains, and then BOOM