"Accidental" or "Oops" Anal?

[malehanger]

So, it's been a while and I don't have an issue getting anal from my wife when I want it. Granted, it's when she's also in the mood. However, my ex from several years ago and I were having sex once. I was 'spooning' her from behind and at the pace of a chimp in heat. Suddenly, I manage to pull out just far enough and go back in. Unbeknownst to me until I hear "Aaaaaaaah, what the hell!?! Pull out, pull out!!!" I'd accidentally gone in the wrong door. I guess in the heat of the moment we were both so relaxed it just happened. Anyone have a similar story?

[BigO]

I went in the back door once, got home from deployment and the ex was piss drunk that night, we went clubbing then to a hotel room. She was talking pornstar dirty smack and from doggy I asked can I do what I have wanted too, she said yes. I had never entered the booty door before. I just pulled out and then dove in, squrted up the bed like a bullet and started crying, I felt bad. She never tried it again

[DemOne]

I had myself one of those accidental moments. Was one of the funniest things I've seen in my life. All of a sudden my gf at the time literally jumps 6' across the room and started screaming "what the fuck?". Never seen her move so fast in my life before.

[Irishfan]

The wife has let me o it a few times. But once we were going at it fast and hard with her legs over my shoulders. I pulled out a bit to far and rammed it in the back door. now she will never put her legs over my shoulders again. It really sucks because that is the best.

[MrBigDick]

So, it's been a while and I don't have an issue getting anal from my wife when I want it. Granted, it's when she's also in the mood. However, my ex from several years ago and I were having sex once. I was 'spooning' her from behind and at the pace of a chimp in heat. Suddenly, I manage to pull out just far enough and go back in. Unbeknownst to me until I hear "Aaaaaaaah, what the hell!?! Pull out, pull out!!!" I'd accidentally gone in the wrong door. I guess in the heat of the moment we were both so relaxed it just happened. Anyone have a similar story?

Nope, can't say I do..........I'm pussy only..........but I can imagine having that thing drilled into her tail end at lightning speed would freakin' hurt......

[BigO]

I know in my case I thought she was fully aware and when I went to go in I guess from all the action and us both being wasted it just sort of went in easier than i thout it would, i acyually did not mean to enter in that fashion and then all of a sudden it was like whoop, there it is and I felt pretty damn low for a while.

[MrBigDick]

I know in my case I thought she was fully aware and when I went to go in I guess from all the action and us both being wasted it just sort of went in easier than i thout it would, i acyually did not mean to enter in that fashion and then all of a sudden it was like whoop, there it is and I felt pretty damn low for a while.

Why would you feel low?

[Toadstool]

I have never had anal Even accidentally. I'm too big for it to just pop in without invitation.

[BigO]

I have never had anal Even accidentally. I'm too big for it to just pop in without invitation.

What are you trying to say?lol

[somebodyelse]

What are you trying to say?lol

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