How to put a final end to being compared by size...shock and awe...

[darinsixpack]

There is this notion that when it comes to size, all that matter is the penis. I think this is due to the fact that the penis protrudes outward from the body. It's universally open for comparison, put down, ridicule, you name it. Is it fair? As one who has experienced the size issue in gut wrenching fashion both provoked and unprovoked I have come up with a sure fire way to end it once and for all. Now it might take a few years to circulate the globe and take full affect, but it will work.

Since it seems most all of us averaged sized, to maybe slight above average size, to maybe under have all faced the gleeful woman sharing her unbelieved experience with Mr. Huge, this is how you handle it.

1. Do not get angry, let her talk. Let her face light up with awe and happiness as she describes her huge ex and how amazing it was for her. Agree with her, tell her how it must have been amazing and all. Let her go on and on...

2. when she is completely done and had her fill of indrectly ripping your manhood apart, probably for simply being normal sized and within the same sized that 90% of men fall....5-7 inches..... place your arms back over your head and smile big and real, have a look off total glee and recollection on your face and tell her about the girl you had who was so tight. Describe in great detail how long it took you to work in a single finger and how it gripped your finger so tight and how your thoughts shifted to "oh God, when my cock slides into this tight vagina, it will be overwhelming....Go on and on just like she did...Then finish it up by telling her how study after study has proven that women's sizes vary by 40% more then men's even do. Tell her how nice a fit and tight vagina is cause you can feel every wall, side to side, top to bottom and be sure to describe why that sensation MAKES A DIFFERENCE. Do it tastefully and with the same regard, or lack there of, that she told you.

If she lacks the capacity, to grasp that in general, big pussies, like or need big cocks and that size is not just all about men, it's every bit as much about women, then dump her.

Men and their penis sizes have been attacked for far too long. Average is considered small anymore, even though it's what 90% of us have, because today's women have recycled the top 5% of cocks that get around more. That's fine, but to consider us lacking, or small because they scored a few huge dicks, is just wrong....

Again, don't throw it back in their face in a rude way, just handle it in reverse with the same consideration she showed you.

I listened to my last girlfriend go on and on about a few giant ones she had and the SECOND I started telling her about this super tight, responsive pussy I once had (there have been many really) she shut me down and started crying......problem solved.

Sometimes, showing someone by EXAMPLE, is the only way to get it done.

[Trotsky slaying thedragon]

I'm happy you were able to make your last girlfriend cry, I guess?

There is no equality between men and women's situations because men and women are naturally unequal as groups and as individuals. Telling a woman she has a loose vagina won't hurt her sexual stock, only her solipsistic view of herself.

[2009vettez51]

lol

[PenisKing]

Yeahh Buddy!

[jakkie]

Interesting... if a partner / girlfriend wants to compare .. good for you!

I think its pathetic to bring up penis size anyway ... it attacks one's self esteem.

[darinsixpack]

I'm happy you were able to make your last girlfriend cry, I guess?

There is no equality between men and women's situations because men and women are naturally unequal as groups and as individuals. Telling a woman she has a loose vagina won't hurt her sexual stock, only her solipsistic view of herself.

The point is not to hurt her, nor make her cry, or make her feel she is super loose. It's to send women who feel it's ok to put a man down for being average and for not measuring up to the top 5% a message. The message is that women come in all sizes too. And if she felt as though a huge penis was so much better, it's most likely cause she's big down there as well. My girlfriend at the time, did not cry because she felt she suddenly had a loose vagina by the stories in reverse I told her. She cried because she realized what SHE WAS SAYING TO ME!

Another thing these size queen women like to do it project. They think because they need a massive schlong that every other woman must as well. So they run their mouths. And when a few bold women step up and state they don't care for or need a huge penis, the size queens try and convince them they just don't know any better.

[ItWasWritten]

Great thread. I've been in those situations, too. The worst thing a man can ever do is a let a woman know she got to him. Never let her get under your skin. Even if she did, you have to hide that shit. You must have a "don't give a fcuk" attitude. I remember when I used to watch the Maury show years ago, I couldn't believe how many times grown women were insulting their exes/bfs sizes on TV. It was just constant. These were broads in their 30's, too. You gotta be detached and cold blooded, like a pimp, because there's no doubt about it, they will try to belittle you sooner or later.

Funny also how when you mentioned your previuous partner's tightness she actually started crying. Hilarious. Men always get judged on size, are expected to give mindblowing orgasms after a day's 9-5 and then at the end she gossips with her friends holding up the scorecards, talking about how good/bad/big you were in bed. But when it's flipped around suddenly it's very different.

[BigO]

So the answer is brag about the better vaginas, you guys just crack me up. Seriously did one of you say men and women are not equal. well there is a fine statement. Oh, here is another winner" they will try and belittle you sooner or later" do you all believe that this will happen with the majority of women out there. I dont know where you all go to find your women but I would bet if this is the thought process that you have seemed to latch on to then you are bringing it out of them.
I hope this isnt taken as a personal attack but I guess in a way maybe it should be if it helps. You all need to realize that most women are not this way. So go and find a women who is not satisfied with your dick and then tell her her vagina is too big and at the end of the day you will just solidify that your dick isnt big enuff for her and she will see you as a baby. you think she wont joke on you more. She should.

[Steve23]

How about not worrying about pointless stuff like your penis size, not dating morons that care only about penis size, stop asking about previous partners penis sizes. If you date someone that insults you or isn't satisfied with you, then move on, don't think of some dumb revenge or plan to insult them back.

[TINKERBELL]

All that would prove to the female is that you are insecure and immature. You guys really need to get over your need to punish your partners for having been with bigger. Females tend to be very open and sometimes over share, just because she shared with you her past sexual experiences doesn't mean she was doing it to hurt you or rubbing it in your face. it means she trusted you and trusted that you would be man enough to not make issue. Females like to connect and part of the connecting is through intimacy, part of intimacy is sharing history and experiences..Just because she might express fond memories of a certain lover does not mean they were the best or better than you.You hear bigger and you assume better. Its so sad when egos lead the relationship instead of heart. Think more with your heart and less with your ego.