| > Where's the craziest place you've ever jelqed? |
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| Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008
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Well, currently I am in another continent, and I have been staying with people for the past 6 weeks, and have found it extreamly difficult to find time to jelq.. so, the other day I was on an 8 hour train trip. haha yes, you can guess where this is going. Well, eventually, some fat lady told me to get out of her seat (I wasnt going to pay for a seat, they're free anyways) and so, I took advantage of this situatioin, and went to the small bathroom, and well, I used my sock to wrap around my willy, went to a seat, read for about 5 or 15minutes. Went back to the bathroom, did my stretches for like 15 minutes, then jelqed for about a half hour . I had this hand cream stuff with me, which is what I use for my lubercant, and so I was able to properly wet jelq. Anyways, it was funny, seeing as how people there were so ignorant as to try to break down the door, when it clearly had the red tag thing saying it was locked- lol. Now to my question for you, have you jelqed or anything in any random places like I did- like at work, in the same room as your mom, or anything |
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| Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: The Motherlode
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I would punch that fat lady in the nose! And perch my ass on her head and do the jelqing thing right in her ear, hehehe! I did some piss pulls in the shower at the gym once. Nobody saw though I was discreet.
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I did some stretches during football camp this year... kind of awkard having your hands in your pants when it's 90 plud degrees outside!
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I did some stretching and some BTC's while driving--alone, naturally. Hell, if people can drive with hand-held cell phones, we can surely drive with hand-held willies.
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| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: VA
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I've jelqed while simultaneously skydiving and eating a bucket of fried chicken. Think you can top that??? ... No? I didn't think so. Quote:
Aw, man. That's a messed up mental image. lol
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008
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I have perform my PE session many times in train trips.xaxaxa.This was my first year in PE in which I have said that I am going to do everything just to hit 7".I was so crazy with the all thing of PE and I didnt want to loose any single day without PE.So once a weak I went back to my familys city because I am in another university and in the train trip I was doing my 2 hours PE session once a weak for about six months.Count to find out how many times PE in the train..xaxxax | |
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| Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2008
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I did it in Iraq.
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| Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008
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I've had my wife jelq for me in our bedroom while her parents were about 30 feet away in the dining room eating dinner. Does that count?
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