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Unsolicited comments and texts from my new girlfriend after having slept together 3 or 4 times over a 2-3 week period:
"My vagina is sore"
"It feels like youre inside my cerfix"
"Are you even all the way in yet, fuck."
"Youre stretching me out. I'm going be pregnant and walking around walmart when the baby will just fall out. Im going to have to carry a bucket around with me all day. "
"You've got a big dick"
After masturbating because she was at her place..."Well that took care of it but not as well. I think my toys are inadequate now. bahaha"
After trying to wiggle away from me "I can't, I can't. You're rearranging my organs. Try a different position."
Btw she's a 27 year old pharmacist..."I was thinking you should probably buy the magnum xl next time. I'm scared you're going to break the regular ones."
"You have a long dick. It hits the back of my uterus. That's not common dear."
She has mind blowing multiple vaginal orgasms with me. She wondered why. She said something like..."I wonder if it's because your big and in my cervix." I told her that it was impossible for me to be "in" her cervix. She said, "well I can feel my cervix open up and it feels like you go in it." Im thinking she probably just means the very tip of the tip. I will say my last girlfriend wore an IUD in her cervix, and she also thought that because I would be pushing on it. The damn thing actually sliced my dick multiple times. I am not fan of IUDs now at all.
Maybe inspirational...but mainly Im just bragging.