Things my new gf has said...[Thread Closed]

[ninebysix]

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Unsolicited comments and texts from my new girlfriend after having slept together 3 or 4 times over a 2-3 week period:

"My vagina is sore"

"It feels like youre inside my cerfix"

"Are you even all the way in yet, fuck."

"Youre stretching me out. I'm going be pregnant and walking around walmart when the baby will just fall out. Im going to have to carry a bucket around with me all day. "

"You've got a big dick"

After masturbating because she was at her place..."Well that took care of it but not as well. I think my toys are inadequate now. bahaha"

After trying to wiggle away from me "I can't, I can't. You're rearranging my organs. Try a different position."

Btw she's a 27 year old pharmacist..."I was thinking you should probably buy the magnum xl next time. I'm scared you're going to break the regular ones."

"You have a long dick. It hits the back of my uterus. That's not common dear."

She has mind blowing multiple vaginal orgasms with me. She wondered why. She said something like..."I wonder if it's because your big and in my cervix." I told her that it was impossible for me to be "in" her cervix. She said, "well I can feel my cervix open up and it feels like you go in it." Im thinking she probably just means the very tip of the tip. I will say my last girlfriend wore an IUD in her cervix, and she also thought that because I would be pushing on it. The damn thing actually sliced my dick multiple times. I am not fan of IUDs now at all.

Maybe inspirational...but mainly Im just bragging.

[CUSP82]

Bragging? She said the same thing to me! ( just kidding)

[sandiego27]

Dick slice, ouch...

So if you have sex with a pregnant woman, will you be poking the baby?

[ninebysix]

Bragging? She said the same thing to me! ( just kidding)

I know bro, shes telling everone how big I am for her! Sorry about that.

[ninebysix]

Yes dick slice. I was terrified to have sex with her.

[papaki]

just another view...pharmacist is very dificult so she should be clever enough to say what all men want to hear....

[pe4life2]

In guessing you're 9x6? lol

[helpmeout]

what is your NON bone pressed erect length?

[2009vettez51]

honestly if you are big she isnt telling anyone, If you arent she is! just kidding but thats another way to look at it. Really though honestly if she is that sore are you giving it to her like she really wants it? If she is that sore are you gonna get it again later the same day or even the next day? Take it easy on her! lol and have fun.

[ninebysix]

I think shes just adjusting. Shes probably small down there Im guessing. Im not going at that hard. When I do she claws my ass and back...which is fun but it hurts.

No im not 9x6. I was 7.75 by 5.75 before her. I have to say though my dick does look bigger when im with her. She gives me insane erections. She has, by far, the most spectacular body of any of my lovers. Her ass...fuck. Everything is so tight. Long legs, flat abs and a freaking fantastic pussy. So maybe she really is giving me bigger erections. Has anyone else experienced that with a certain girl?