[Doodles]

So, I didn't know where to really put this... but I always thought about it, and I'm sure some of you have experienced this, I want to, but haven't yet...

So, I'm a turtler. I don't mind it, no biggie. I actually thought about something cool though for turtlers.

I've always want to still have it turtled while my clothes are getting ripped off (which is pretty hard, no pun intended). Then the girl sees it, and starts laughing her ass off, meanwhile, you're smirking in your head. Cause you know what a turtler is.

You look at her, tell, just wait a second, play with it, etc... Then all of a sudden, the turtler begins to grow and her laugh goes from a laugh of ridicule, to laugh of [holy crap that's amazing] as your little turtle goes to full capacity...

I don't know, what do you guys think? It's like a surprise for the girl... a really good surprise!

[Lazy 8]

Originally Posted by Doodles

So, I didn't know where to really put this... but I always thought about it, and I'm sure some of you have experienced this, I want to, but haven't yet...

So, I'm a turtler. I don't mind it, no biggie. I actually thought about something cool though for turtlers.

I've always want to still have it turtled while my clothes are getting ripped off (which is pretty hard, no pun intended). Then the girl sees it, and starts laughing her ass off, meanwhile, you're smirking in your head. Cause you know what a turtler is.

You look at her, tell, just wait a second, play with it, etc... Then all of a sudden, the turtler begins to grow and her laugh goes from a laugh of ridicule, to laugh of [holy crap that's amazing] as your little turtle goes to full capacity...

I don't know, what do you guys think? It's like a surprise for the girl... a really good surprise!

Maybe that's like what Wall Streeters call "an upside surprise!" (Pun intended)

[hopethisworks]

I am - "Mr.Turtle" and I hate it.

Doing PE has helped - but now it's Turtling again, 24/7.

It's my own fault honestly - because I think it might be because I went back to coffee.

I need to cut the coffee out - to see if it stops.

[Doodles]

holy crap Hope... you literally have the same stats as me... Starting and Current!... like dead on!! lets make a competition to motivate each other!

[hopethisworks]

Sounds good man!

I'm taking a few days off here. I've been Turtling bad, don't get morning wood, and it's now a wierd color. Not really much pain - maybe a little sore. I think I need a few days off.

[IdealPenis]

Doodles you have a positve atittude. This is/will help you.

[eompow]

Originally Posted by Doodles

So, I didn't know where to really put this... but I always thought about it, and I'm sure some of you have experienced this, I want to, but haven't yet...

So, I'm a turtler. I don't mind it, no biggie. I actually thought about something cool though for turtlers.

I've always want to still have it turtled while my clothes are getting ripped off (which is pretty hard, no pun intended). Then the girl sees it, and starts laughing her ass off, meanwhile, you're smirking in your head. Cause you know what a turtler is.

You look at her, tell, just wait a second, play with it, etc... Then all of a sudden, the turtler begins to grow and her laugh goes from a laugh of ridicule, to laugh of [holy crap that's amazing] as your little turtle goes to full capacity...

I don't know, what do you guys think? It's like a surprise for the girl... a really good surprise!

Noted before PE the magic turtle was in play. He was just hanging around too much. After three months he decided to leave and only return on occasion. Noted change was heavy-er flaccid and length to 5 to 6 average.

Also try the hip shake when the turtle comes to visit. Move hips quickly from left to right several times. It's a wake up call for your unit. Moves the blood right down into that sleeping turtle.

Give that turtle an eviction notice and get that sticker pecking out.

Have a great PE day.

[Nacho]

As a certified grower I always thought my unit was below average because of flacid length and tendency to turtle.

So .... I love this magic turtle idea. Sweet!

[jaden100]

I am a turtler myself. I don't know if its as bad as you guys because mine is usually about an inch longer, 2 inches on a good day and can even turtle into .5". Its mainly because I am over weight though, if I drop a good amount of weight I know I will be at least 3, probably more. I love how big it gets though, it can go from .5x(don't know the flaccid girth but it looks about an 1-1.5") to 5x5, now that's a big grower lol!!!

[jaden100]

^^ Correction, "usually about an inch long", sorry about that, on my phone!!!