[Sandman]

Bravo! Bravo! The crowed cheers for more. Phibby you are a phucking PE genius.

[PhibbysHammer]

This past week I received an email from an anonymous person with a unique concern. Following is a copy of the email along with my reply.

Dear Dr. PhibbysHammer,
Lately I've been waking up with very strong erections in the morning. Though this would be welcomed by many I'm sure, I am concerned as there has been a strange occurance for the past several days. One morning I'll wake up and my dick will be making a teepee under the covers, then the next morning it will be making more of a wigwam. This cycle has been repeating itself for the last several days. Any idea what's wrong?
Thanks, Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,
You suffer a common symptom of penol stress which is shared by many men, "le pénis fait deux tentes". To put it in laymen's terms, Your Penis is Two Tents. You need to relax and relieve the tent'sion by blowing a few extra loads this week.

[JonPop]

Again, I am Toe-taly in awe.
If he was making an igloo, would that mean his wife is frigid?

[PhibbysHammer]

Originally Posted by JonPop

Again, I am Toe-taly in awe.
If he was making an igloo, would that mean his wife is frigid?

Ahhhhhhh, Phridgidity, another subject worthy of expose'.

[JonPop]

Well Dr. Give us the um..Cold hard facts.

[PhibbysHammer]

Phridgidity:
1 a : intensely cold
b : lacking warmth or ardor : indifferent
2 : lacking imaginative qualities : insipid
3 a : abnormally averse to sexual intercourse —used especially of women
b of a female : unable to achieve orgasm during sexual intercourse

We'll concentrate our phocus on #3 as it pertains to sexuality.
my remarks are underlined and embedded in this report which can be found at Causes of Frigidity - Treat Female Sexual Dysfunctions Naturally
What is Frigidity?

Frigidity is broadly used to refer to a low libido (sex drive) in women. This term is often used incorrectly to describe a woman who is emotionally cold or does not respond to her partner’s sexual advances. (maybe she is pissed off)
A lack of sexual desire can be psychologically embedded in a person’s subconscious and linked to greater issues that should be addressed or discussed. In some cases women may experience low libido and refuse or avoid sexual intimacy or they may endure it without being able to reach orgasm, finding little pleasure in the act. (maybe you aren't pressing the right buttons or measuring up to the task or maybe she's just pissed off)
In other cases, women may have difficulty being aroused or sex may even cause considerable pain or discomfort (a large penis can cause this and maybe she's just pissed off and stressed). But whether the root cause is emotional or physical, frigidity can result in conflict and strain in even the most secure relationships.

So the one common denominator I see in all cases is the possibility that SHE'S JUST PISSED OFF. Why is she pissed off? This can be one or many of a gazillion factors and men have been trying to solve this enigma for centuries. Women get pissed off for the smallest of reasons. For instance her best friend's hubby is cheating on her so now all men are pigs. The next door neighbor bought his wife a new car , so her man is a cheapscape. The girl at work was proposed to by a rich doctor, so why can't she have a rich doctor too. The soap opera star is dying of some strange disease and she's depressed. An old High School foe hit the jackpot with a rich banker and is living the life of luxury.................the list goes on and on..........................The best advice I can give is to just know that she is better pissed off than pissed on and men are by far at a disadvantage in trying to not piss off their women. A wise old man told me once the secret to a lasting relationship..............."Right off I told her that she had to do everything I told her, and all I told her to do was whatever she wanted and she has ever since".

[Max Powers]

Originally Posted by JonPop

Waiting with master baited breath.

Heh, ummm...*shakes head*...never mind I don't want to know. Hey KP chomp any tasty noobs lately?

[PhibbysHammer]

Today I define "Excessive Unhealthy Masturbation"

You have injured your dick and it is in pain and you can't achieve a full erection. You fear nerve damage from strenuous exersizes you had performed earlier. Yet in spite of all of this you proceed to Masturbate for 6 hours until finally ejaculating. This is most certainly
"Excessive Unhealthy Masturbation".

[PhibbysHammer]

The Phabulous Phucking Tip of the week comes from growing4her.......................

AdrenalPE44: "Would doing PE during the winter months hinder gains significantly? I go to school in Minneapolis, MN (yes, it is cold as the inverse of hell), and it will get F'ing COLD during the winter. :O"

Response by growing4her: "Try to PE inside as much as possible. When you must PE outside wear gloves"

This earns growing4her an honorary PHD (PhibbysHammer Diploma) in Phallic Philosophy

[JonPop]

Oh Waaah, I want one of those for my wall. I have a Phrominate Phlace to Phut it.