[DT1988]

I have to admit, they are catchy

[PhibbysHammer]

Not ready phor prime time rhymes for all the PE kids.




Old Grandmother Radiohead went to young Radio's bed
to try and maybe clean up the dump
but when she got there she got her a scare
when she found young Radio's Penis Pump

"what's this" she asked as if she didn't know
Radio said "its a pump to help my muscles grow"
as she walked away he hurried to to hide it
but couldn't hear Grandma say, "careful and don't get a nut sucked inside it"

[kingpole]

Originally Posted by PhibbysHammer

Not ready phor prime time rhymes for all the PE kids.




Old Grandmother Radiohead went to young Radio's bed
to try and maybe clean up the dump
but when she got there she got her a scare
when she found young Radio's Penis Pump

"what's this" she asked as if she didn't know
Radio said "its a pump to help my muscles grow"
as she walked away he hurried to to hide it
but couldn't hear Grandma say, "careful and don't get a nut sucked inside it"

Now how did he get the thanksgiving turkey inside the penis pump? How did he do that??

[growing4her]

Its all phun and games till Grandma has some coffee.

[remek]

Originally Posted by DT1988

I have to admit, they are catchy

In 400 years from now, history books will talk of the American poet, playwright and author, PH, who started his writing career at The PE Gym.

[JonPop]

Originally Posted by kingpole

Now how did he get the thanksgiving turkey inside the penis pump? How did he do that??

Whoa Kingpole, settle down little fella. You are off on a tangent here.
W.M.P. said "Grandma might have found herself a turbo charged turkey baster."

You don't stuff a turkey into a turkey baster, silly.

[Radiohead]

Originally Posted by PhibbysHammer

Not ready phor prime time rhymes for all the PE kids.




Old Grandmother Radiohead went to young Radio's bed
to try and maybe clean up the dump
but when she got there she got her a scare
when she found young Radio's Penis Pump

"what's this" she asked as if she didn't know
Radio said "its a pump to help my muscles grow"
as she walked away he hurried to to hide it
but couldn't hear Grandma say, "careful and don't get a nut sucked inside it"

This is some of the best litterature I have heard in a long time. Im gonna print this and hang it on my wall.

[DT1988]

I had a tears reading that one, it touched my heart. Pretty soon you will have everyone begging you for a rhyme about them Phibby. It's catching like wildfire!

[PhibbysHammer]

Gem of the Gym

All through life we encounter many different people , some of whom at times impact our lives in a very profound way. There are those who might cause us much pain and suffering, but there are also those also who are always at the ready, to lend assistance and support as we face challenges far too great to tackle on our own.
There are millions of men who would pay large amounts of money to increase the size of their penis and they spend millions of dollars every year in trying to do so. There are also fortunate individuals such as myself, who without spending much if anything, accomplish this task, simply with the help of a concerned friend or stranger. I've added an inch of length to my manhood and almost another inch in girth, and I owe it to concerned individuals who have dedicated themselves to helping others. There are many owed a debt of gratitude from myself as well as thousands of others but today I focus on one.
A total stranger, with no promise of compensation or gain reached out his hand to me and said "Hey and welcome" and then proceeded to oversee my education and application of that gained knowledge, constantly supporting me and motivating me to the point of success. He chastised me a few times and I needed it, but he always had faith in me, even when I didn't feel I deserved it. I not only had a coach and instructor, but through the process I had a good friend who indeed had my best interest at heart and wanted success for me as much as I wanted it for myself. I'll say again, there are more than one who could fit this description, just as there are hundreds or thousands of you who fit my self description, but today the focus is on the one.

I hereby proclaim our first ever

Gem of the Gym

JonPop

For Generosity, Enlightenment, and Motivation above and beyond the call
For all you have done and all you continue to do, we thank you!!

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[JonPop]

Oh my. *blush* Thank you my friend, for the very kind words.
Coming from a 'star' on this forum, this is indeed, high praise.
Gosh, gee...*drags toe*