[PhibbysHammer]

Dr. PhibbysHammer's, Phree Philanthropic Philosophy of PHamous Phallic Phacts and Phigures is now taking queries.

Offering phree phorethought , phocusing on the pheelings and phrustrations associated with physical phaults such as phleasizus phallus , phallus disphigurus, phirmus phallus phloppy phallus, and many other phorms of phallic phailures and phantasies as well as phreaky phallic phuckups, in hopes of phacilitating phunny phixes phor pholks .



All correspondence should not be serious in nature but rather taken in fun as this is intended to be a humorous thread.

[vegetarian]

Dear Dr. PH,

I phear that I'll never be satisfied with size of my phallus... even iph I reach my goals.

What can I do?

[PhibbysHammer]

You could get a sex change operation, but then you'd be phaced with the turmoils of pheeling phat and ugly coupled with a new bitchy attitude as most nights you'd miss your little buddy.........................you could move to an island inhabited by pygmies, but if in phact a phew of them were well hung that would certainly compound your situation..............really the best thing you could do is set your goals much higher, that way if you don't achieve them you'll simply pheel like a loser rather than worrying about never pheeling phully phitted phor phemales. In the mean time, phind a phriend with a big phallus and brag about how phabulous his is. Who knows , maybe he'll let you play with it once in a while as if it were your own.

[JonPop]

Ha, Ha. Phunny. You been taking those phain phills again?

[JonPop]

By the way. I like your new avatar. "Doctor PhibbysHammer" At your Cervix.

[PhibbysHammer]

Originally Posted by JonPop

By the way. I like your new avatar. "Doctor PhibbysHammer" At your Cervix.

Mind if I borrow that line JP? (Its a Goodun!!)

[JonPop]

Originally Posted by PhibbysHammer

Mind if I borrow that line JP? (Its a Goodun!!)

Not at all my buddy. If you are at her "Cervix" you are where you want to be.

[PhibbysHammer]

So who am I and what am I.......................

I've studied hineycology phor over 30 years and I'm probably one of the most experienced hineycologist in the U.S. to date. I was awarded the Golden Tongue phour years running while speaking all over the country and voted the most cunning linguist among my peers.
While serving as the most esteemed cunning linguist, I was afforded the opportunity to debate many women on the subjects of sex, sexuality and gender gaps . I am proud to say that I licked them all and became a masterdebater. While performing as cunning linguist on one of the most renouned Asian phemale debators she was so overwhelmed by my skill that she was compelled to scream out loudly "WONG HO !!! WONG HO!!! Ohhhhhh Gawdddddddddd WONG HO!!!!!! Why she mistook me for him I will never know, but I must say she left a bad taste in my mouth. Wong Ho is their God of Sexual Bliss I think.
Needing a break I retired deep into the Mountains of Tibet where I shacked up with Khama Sutra, Princess of the little wet valley tribe, while at the same time helping her explore and perfect many sexual positions for a book she was writing. She was one of a kind. You've heard of the energizer bunny? Well she was just the opposite. She just kept coming and coming and coming...........I appologize as I digress. I will continue at a latter time.

[JonPop]

Hee, hee, fuckin, HEE! I love the Assertiveness, in that post.
Hey rep point for the assurance that your credentials are not real.

[Big Al]

That's a beautiful use of alliteration there