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PhibbysHammer · 11-13-2009

A PUD To Aaron Kemmer, our founder and leader

(Please read to the tune of the "Budweiser Real Men of Genious" jingle)

For getting such a firm grip on a sensitive subject. For passionately stroking the small frail egos of so many men. For giving men all over the world the hope and prospect of a better self, a bigger self and a bulging self. For helping to fulfill as well as fully fill the vast voids in so many women's lives as well as their panties. For boldly reaching out with that which no man had reached out with before, at least no further than six inches or so. For challenging the very laws of nature and genetics without once ever harming a guinea pig or lab rat. And for giving men the opportunity to stand out and even stick out inches above and beyond the rest. Its as though you've helped rebuild them. made them Harder, Longer, Thicker and Stronger than they were, and you didn't have to spend six million dollars doing it. That's right Mr. Penis Exercising Man, thanks to you men are no longer hiding in restroom corners when they pee. Many men are no longer turning the lights out before undressing and sales figures show that demand for large and x-large sized condoms is going through the roof. All because of you Mr. Penis Exercising Man. For the hours, months and years spent tugging, jelqing and nurturing that special little friend. For your firm and throbbing commitment that proved once and for all that Big thingies do indeed come in small packages, For proving that its not necessarily how you "feel" but rather how you "fill" her that counts. We'll never see you crouching in the corner with your back turned to other would be defecators and urinators. You'll be the guy whipping it out with pride, not crouching and cowering to hide. For years to come, men will be admiring themselves in the mirror and as their massive manhood hangs heavy and low, they will be thinking of you. Truly a Penis Utmost Deserving, for all you do Mr. Penis Exercising Man, this PUD's for you.

I think I speak for everyone Aaron, when I say Thank you so much!!!

Radiohead · 11-13-2009

Wow. Why dont you write an album? You have like 20 songs now.

jayhawk11 · 11-13-2009

That's what makes the PEGYM one of the closest communities on the internet. Thunder's Place, eat your heart out!!

W.M.P. · 11-14-2009

Fantastico!

PhibbysHammer · 11-14-2009

I really thought this would go over better.......I feel I failed somehow...........

jayhawk11 · 11-14-2009

You didn't fail at all. The majority of the people who have looked at your post obiviously don't understand the magnitude of what you said, otherwise they would have something to say.

Remek...Come over here and look at this!!!

PhibbysHammer · 11-14-2009

I actually wanted to bump it without actually typing the word bump. Like I just did twice now.

kingpole · 11-15-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhibbysHammer

I actually wanted to bump it without actually typing the word bump. Like I just did twice now.

You should be concerning your self with more serious matters......Like taking over the world Dr. Phibb! .....This bud's for you!

PhibbysHammer · 11-15-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingpole

You should be concerning your self with more serious matters......Like taking over the world Dr. Phibb! .....This bud's for you!

And what makes you think I'm not?

BuWaHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHahahahahahahaha!

jayhawk11 · 11-15-2009

There's no way you're taking over the world before me.

11-13-2009	#1
PhibbysHammer Super Moderator PE Gym Editor Join Date: May 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 1,821	A Penis Utmost Deserving A PUD To Aaron Kemmer, our founder and leader (Please read to the tune of the "Budweiser Real Men of Genious" jingle) For getting such a firm grip on a sensitive subject. For passionately stroking the small frail egos of so many men. For giving men all over the world the hope and prospect of a better self, a bigger self and a bulging self. For helping to fulfill as well as fully fill the vast voids in so many women's lives as well as their panties. For boldly reaching out with that which no man had reached out with before, at least no further than six inches or so. For challenging the very laws of nature and genetics without once ever harming a guinea pig or lab rat. And for giving men the opportunity to stand out and even stick out inches above and beyond the rest. Its as though you've helped rebuild them. made them Harder, Longer, Thicker and Stronger than they were, and you didn't have to spend six million dollars doing it. That's right Mr. Penis Exercising Man, thanks to you men are no longer hiding in restroom corners when they pee. Many men are no longer turning the lights out before undressing and sales figures show that demand for large and x-large sized condoms is going through the roof. All because of you Mr. Penis Exercising Man. For the hours, months and years spent tugging, jelqing and nurturing that special little friend. For your firm and throbbing commitment that proved once and for all that Big thingies do indeed come in small packages, For proving that its not necessarily how you "feel" but rather how you "fill" her that counts. We'll never see you crouching in the corner with your back turned to other would be defecators and urinators. You'll be the guy whipping it out with pride, not crouching and cowering to hide. For years to come, men will be admiring themselves in the mirror and as their massive manhood hangs heavy and low, they will be thinking of you. Truly a Penis Utmost Deserving, for all you do Mr. Penis Exercising Man, this PUD's for you. I think I speak for everyone Aaron, when I say Thank you so much!!!

11-13-2009	#3
jayhawk11 Moderator Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 1,009	That's what makes the PEGYM one of the closest communities on the internet. Thunder's Place, eat your heart out!! __________________ Ol' McRemek had a Gym Eeee I Eeee I OOOooooo and at this Gym they stretched their dicks Eeee I Eeee I OOOooooo http://www.pegym.com/forums/pe-theor...important.html

11-14-2009	#6
jayhawk11 Moderator Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 1,009	You didn't fail at all. The majority of the people who have looked at your post obiviously don't understand the magnitude of what you said, otherwise they would have something to say. Remek...Come over here and look at this!!! __________________ Ol' McRemek had a Gym Eeee I Eeee I OOOooooo and at this Gym they stretched their dicks Eeee I Eeee I OOOooooo http://www.pegym.com/forums/pe-theor...important.html

11-14-2009	#7
PhibbysHammer Super Moderator PE Gym Editor Join Date: May 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 1,821	I actually wanted to bump it without actually typing the word bump. Like I just did twice now. __________________ Dr. PhibbysHammer has not got 3 degrees from HARVARD, YALE and PRINCETON and is in no way LICENSED TO PRACTICE MEDICINE or PSYCHOLOGY. http://www.pegym.com/forums/success-...hacts-phi.html

11-15-2009	#10
jayhawk11 Moderator Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 1,009	There's no way you're taking over the world before me. __________________ Ol' McRemek had a Gym Eeee I Eeee I OOOooooo and at this Gym they stretched their dicks Eeee I Eeee I OOOooooo http://www.pegym.com/forums/pe-theor...important.html

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