Dr. PhibbysHammer's, Phree Philanthropic Philosophy of Phallic Phacts and Phigures

[PhibbysHammer]

Another Cunning Linguist I see. Thanks Al, that stuttering cat joke JP sent us the other day (which by the way is the best I've heard in years) got me on that PH..... PH....... PH ...........thingy. I just feel like breakin some ice every now and then.

[kingpole]

Phay phwat the phuck!!!

Dear Doc

Phever phinse iphe beenph doinph Pe i haph Grownph a big phallus. Phroblem is i need a Phukin Size Queen to share it wiph. Do you haph any solutions?

[PhibbysHammer]

Yes Kingpole,

Contrary to what most believe there are actually only two kinds of pussies, Good Ol' Bigguns and Big Ol' Gooduns. Never mention size to women you date or might date as this will give them a predetermined notion and actually could scare many. You should just act normal and spring it on them at the proper time, when sex is initiated. This way they are pretty much obligated to at least try satisfying you. I believe that most women can handle an 8-9 inch unit with a little practice and a lot of lube and most would also appreciate the extra stimulation once you get it past their eyes. Size queens also need love too so don't discriminate and never turn down a piece based on their cravings of size. You also can give them a special order phuck. Let your partner tell you how much , how hard ect.......... After some time with the same partner she'll be more than easily accomodating your large unit. Phist Phucking is phun and phree but not nearly as phabulous as driving a phreightliner sized phallus down a tight phrisky vaginal phreeway .

[JonPop]

ft...ft...ft..fuck. *Hee*

[remek]

Originally Posted by PhibbysHammer

She was one of a kind. You've heard of the energizer bunny? Well she was just the opposite. She just kept coming and coming and coming...........

She must have been the Energizer Rabbit.

[PhibbysHammer]

Originally Posted by remek

She must have been the Energizer Rabbit.

A phine little tool phor the Mrs. while I'm off phending phor phinances or just phishing phor a phew days!!

I do own one and I do recommend them.

[PhibbysHammer]

Up next, Phelicia Phelatio , Italian Dominatrix

[JonPop]

Waiting with master baited breath.

[PhibbysHammer]

Phelicia Phelatio, a phine, exceptionally phit dominatrix, who supported testosterone injections phor women starting at pre pubescent ages was one of my most challenging opponents. She was very vocal and shocked me with her "not very lady-like vocabulary". She used many words like Cock, Dick, Cum and all the variations of them when they weren't required for her argument and though it was kind of sexy she managed to catch me off guard a bit when she stated that I was just "a cum squirting, big dick, waste of testosterone". She managed to suck me in phor a moment and throw me off balance but I recovered nicely and made her eat all of her words. It was a very sticky situation and things got sloppy messy, It was hard for her to swallow, and my thrusting oral attack was more than she could phend off . In the end, she choked , causing her assistant to throw in 2 or 3 towels , giving me one of my greatest wins ever. I've heard since then she prefers natural injections of testosterone.

[JonPop]

Stands and applauds for a master debate with a resounding climax. Bravo.