The Cucumber, Pickle, and Penis

[stillwantmore]

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!.

[JonPop]

Hee Hee, Funny stillwantmore.

[timesbechangin]

HaHa, I love this joke. Here's another version:

The Olive: "When I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis: "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up."

[JonPop]

Yum, me like Pizza. Hee. JP

[remek]

What do olives, cucumbers, pickles, and penises all have in common? They all get big, fat, and juicy and complain about how much their lives suck