A Laugh for the Forum - Page 6

Hairtrigger · 05-22-2008, 01:35 PM

JonPop......a PE legend....A spammer's living nightmare.

JonPop · 05-22-2008, 02:03 PM

Had lot's of practice. Hee

JonPop · 05-31-2008, 08:17 PM

A Plane Is On Its Way To Toronto , When A Blonde

In Economy Class Gets Up And Moves

To The First Class Section And Sits Down.

The Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This,

And Asks To See Her Ticket.

She Then Tells The Blonde That She Paid

For Economy Class, And That

She Will Have To Sit In The Back.

The Blonde Replies,

'i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful,

I'm Going To Toronto ,

And I'm Staying Right Here'.

The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit

And Tells The Pilot And The Co-pilot

That There Is A Blonde Bimbo

Sitting In First Class That Belongs In Economy,

And Won't Move Back To Her Seat.

The Co-pilot Goes Back To The Blonde

And Tries To Explain That Because

She Only Paid For Economy She Will

Have To Leave And Return To Her Seat.

The Blonde Replies,

'i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful,

I'm Going To Toronto ,

And I'm Staying Right Here'.

The Co-pilot Tells The Pilot That He

Probably Should Have The Police Waiting

When They Land To Arrest This Blonde

Woman Who Won't Listen To Reason.

The Pilot Says, 'you Say She Is A Blonde?

I'll Handle This, I'm Married

To A Blonde. I Speak Blonde'.

He Goes Back To The Blonde And

Whispers In Her Ear, And She Says,

'oh, I'm Sorry,' And Gets Up And Goes

Back To Her Seat In Economy..

The Flight Attendant And Co-pilot

Are Amazed And Asked Him What He Said

To Make Her Move Without Any Fuss.

'i Told Her That First Class Isn't Going To Toronto.'

kingpole · 06-02-2008, 11:42 PM

That was pretty funny, hehehehehe!

Hairtrigger · 06-07-2008, 02:56 PM

There was a rookie on a police force going out on his first day,they put him in the car with a known veteran to the force
to show him around. After meeting with several of the locals they started patroling the streets, it was a laid back community
with only a couple of main roads running through town, they decided to set up and practice with the radar.

P1: OK, we don't get that many speeder's through here but we need to make our presence shown.
P2: Roger that!! Hey here comes one.... They are going 50 in a 35!!!
P1: No problem, we will have them pulled over in no time.

The officer pulled the speeder over and informed the rookie to stay in the cruiser. The veteran approached the car had a few words
with the driver and walked back to the cruiser.

P1: Well, I'm going to let you handle this one on your own, here is what I need you to do. Walk up to the car and unzip your pant's.
P2: That's ridiculous!!!!
P1: Just trust me on this one OK.......
P2: Well, OK....

The rookie walked toward the car and as he got closer he could see a beautiful young blonde at the wheel, he looked back at the
other officer only to receive a wink and a nod. He stepped to the door of the car and slowly unzipped his pant's and the blonde responded.
Oh no, Not ANOTHER breathalyzer test!!!!

JonPop · 06-07-2008, 07:00 PM

One of my favorite jokes.

President Bush was in the oval office doing some paper work.
Donald Rumsfeld came in and whispered in his ear, "We lost Three Brazilian soldiers killed in action today, Mr. President."
Bush lowered his head into his hands and sobbed. He peeked out through his fingers and asked, "Rummy, just how many is a Brazilian?"

Hairtrigger · 06-09-2008, 10:30 AM

Oh man, that ain't right.........But I can't seem to stop laughing for some reason.....Brazilian

JonPop · 06-09-2008, 10:44 AM

Yeah, I love that one. Isn't a Brazilian around 14 or 15? Hee

Hairtrigger · 06-16-2008, 08:04 PM

JonPop, I was thinking of some solution that would help alleviate stiffness or swelling associated with my unit after PE. What do you think of soaking my unit in cider for a couple of hours? Do you think the juices that are found in cider would contain any healing properties? I suppose you could soak your fingers in cider also just to check to see if it is ready for your unit. Just trying to think outside the box, let me know what you think about this possibly revolutionary idea that could expand PE knowledge to greater lengths.

JonPop · 06-17-2008, 03:45 PM

I think it would be a great idea to alleviate the swelling and stifness to soak it in cider.
And yes, by all means check it with your finger first. You want to make sure that it is hot enough. You might also, want to check with your tongue to see if it is sweet enough. (Are we doing this with a straight face?) Hee.